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Alright, basically i am having a very important meeting with the managing director of a manufacturing company tomorrow. However i have had the chairs in my office for like 20 years and they stink of my arrse obviously. I was wondering how to get my chairs to not smell. I have obviously farted hundreds of times on them and they smell like paula radcliffe after the marathon. What shall i do, i dont want the managing director to walk out cos my chairs smell like they been **** on. Please help
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(Original post by garythesperm)
Alright, basically i am having a very important meeting with the managing director of a manufacturing company tomorrow. However i have had the chairs in my office for like 20 years and they stink of my arrse obviously. I was wondering how to get my chairs to not smell. I have obviously farted hundreds of times on them and they smell like paula radcliffe after the marathon. What shall i do, i dont want the managing director to walk out cos my chairs smell like they been **** on. Please help
Can you wash the covers? If not then you could nuke them in deodorant and buy flowers to put on your desk? Might mask the smell for a few hours.
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Fabreeze?
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Leave it, and blame it on him.
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(Original post by HenryD)
Can you wash the covers? If not then you could nuke them in deodorant and buy flowers to put on your desk? Might mask the smell for a few hours.
(Original post by green.tea)
Fabreeze?
I febreezed the chairs yesterday and they just smell like a fart - deodorant hybrid. The smell of the farts on the chair get more powerful every time you try to get rid of it. Its like the fart smell is gaining energy from the febreeze.
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Trust a guy to start a thread like this ...
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You're going to need to buy a new set of chairs very early in the morning
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I see you trollin'
I'm hatin'
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Tell him you need the business as you need new chairs....
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I suggest you hang around outside IKEA until it opens, then purchase new chairs. They have some very comfy leather office chairs called "TRÖLL" for £150 each.
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(Original post by garythesperm)
i febreezed the chairs yesterday and they just smell like a fart - deodorant hybrid. The smell of the farts on the chair get more powerful every time you try to get rid of it. Its like the fart smell is gaining energy from the febreeze.
LOL HAhaHAhaHAha
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Note to self; when title mentions urgency, chances are it's a troll.
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Some people just have to much time on their hands to be trolling with this.

Please use your time wisely. Life's way to short....
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(Original post by SamHedges)
Note to self; when title mentions urgency, chances are it's a troll.

what do you expect? his name is garythesperm ffs.
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