serious problem - urgent Watch
Alright, basically i am having a very important meeting with the managing director of a manufacturing company tomorrow. However i have had the chairs in my office for like 20 years and they stink of my arrse obviously. I was wondering how to get my chairs to not smell. I have obviously farted hundreds of times on them and they smell like paula radcliffe after the marathon. What shall i do, i dont want the managing director to walk out cos my chairs smell like they been **** on. Please help
Can you wash the covers? If not then you could nuke them in deodorant and buy flowers to put on your desk? Might mask the smell for a few hours.
i febreezed the chairs yesterday and they just smell like a fart - deodorant hybrid. The smell of the farts on the chair get more powerful every time you try to get rid of it. Its like the fart smell is gaining energy from the febreeze.
Please use your time wisely. Life's way to short....