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    Santa renews his Flight Licence
    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.

    The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass.

    Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

    "What's that for?!?" Asked Santa incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Did you forget to paste the punchline?
    Heheh, it's not that bad. Cruel though.

    Maybe it should be posted around the right time instead.
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    (Original post by MattG)
    Santa renews his Flight Licence
    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.

    The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass.

    Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

    "What's that for?!?" Asked Santa incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
    I don't get it?! :confused:
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    I don't get it?! :confused:
    me neither. I'm too tired to concentrate.
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    I don't get it?! :confused:
    santas renewing his pilots license
    part of the test involves dealing with an emergency, in this case the loss of an engine (one of his reindeer)...
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    That joke is absolutely terrible, if I were you, Id try and forget I ever posted such an obscenity.
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    i think its funny
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    What about this santa joke? Bonus: It's short.

    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

    Claustrophobic!

    Hahahaha...haha..ha..urgh...
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    (Original post by alocin)
    What about this santa joke? Bonus: It's short.

    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

    Claustrophobic!

    Hahahaha...haha..ha..urgh...
    *slowly edges towards the exit*
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    (Original post by Baron)
    *slowly edges towards the exit*
    right behind u
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    I'm glad you seem to like it! Here's another.

    What do you call a teenager who doesn't believe in Santa?

    A rebel without a Claus!

    Boom-Boom!
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    (Original post by alocin)
    I'm glad you seem to like it! Here's another.

    What do you call a teenager who doesn't believe in Santa?

    A rebel without a Claus!
    now quickly walking towards exit
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    Ah! I get it now!

    But you wanna hear of bad jokes that are so bad they are funny..

    Whats red and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket.
    Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket in disguise

    Whats green and brown and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
    -A pool table

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
    -A fridge hit it.

    Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
    -It was hit by the first

    Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
    -It thought it was a game.

    Jeez, my god they are funny after an amount of vodka!
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    (Original post by Everdawn)
    Ah! I get it now!

    But you wanna hear of bad jokes that are so bad they are funny..

    Whats red and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket.
    Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket in disguise

    Whats green and brown and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
    -A pool table

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
    -A fridge hit it.

    Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
    -It was hit by the first

    Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
    -It thought it was a game.

    Jeez, my god they are funny after an amount of vodka!
    Some more classics:

    What do you call a blind deer?
    -No idea

    What do call a blind dear with no legs?
    -Still no idea

    If you are in desparate need: ask for the Anderson Management Quiz :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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