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    (Original post by HaraamPolice)
    De monies brother you look familiar. You don't happen to undergo the haraam practice of swindling money from innocent people to put into a bank in Nigeria do you?
    No I find innocent peoples and offer to clean their bank accounts after pigeon infestations, sir
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    (Original post by de_monies)
    No I find innocent peoples and offer to clean their bank accounts after pigeon infestations, sir
    Oh okay brother. And what are your charges if, say, I wanted my pigeon-infested bank account cleaned out also?

    P.S. just as a warning brother do not look directly into the pigeons eyes as that is haraam and not permissible
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    Feels like only yesterday I was breaking my first fast...cant believe it's goodbye time already :'(
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    Feels like only yesterday I was breaking my first fast...cant believe it's goodbye time already :'(
    I hope you're proud of me, I fasted today AND I might fast tomorrow
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    (Original post by Revent)
    I hope you're proud of me, I fasted today AND I might fast tomorrow
    May Allah (SWT) reward you for your fast
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    May Allah (SWT) reward you for your fast
    :lol: Such a religious response. I changed my mind, idk if I wanna fast tomorrow now
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    (Original post by Revent)
    :lol: Such a religious response. I changed my mind, idk if I wanna fast tomorrow now
    Why? :confused:
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    Why? :confused:
    idk I'm hyper!! I think I'll crash and burn during work tomorrow if I fast now

    but MAYBE I might :giggle: Idk!!!!
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    (Original post by Revent)
    idk I'm hyper!! I think I'll crash and burn during work tomorrow if I fast now

    but MAYBE I might :giggle: Idk!!!!
    Astagfirulla brother being hyper is haram :mmm:
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    Astagfirulla brother being hyper is haram :mmm:
    :rofl: You gonna spank me?

    and dont call me brother! :zomg:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    :rofl: You gonna spank me?

    and dont call me brother! :zomg:
    Astagfirullah BROTHER spanking be haram too!




    Lol dudes posts are priceless
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    Astagfirullah BROTHER spanking be haram too!




    Lol dudes posts are priceless
    You should know I'm full of haram by now :sexface:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    You should know I'm full of haram by now :sexface:
    How come the shaytans are out already lol
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    How come the shaytans are out already lol
    innuendo :rofl: yes, I pulled it out a while back :mmm:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    innuendo :rofl: yes, I pulled it out a while back :mmm:
    I don't get it :/ NOR DO I WANT TO!! So go away
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    I don't get it :/ NOR DO I WANT TO!! So go away
    Try harder. You will see it even if you don't want to :mmm:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    I love haram stuff :coma: I'd rather he (or even better, she) whispered dirty stuff in my ear :sexface:
    OMG how can you like things or actions that have been prohibited and forbidden.Only evil doers would do haram things!:hide:
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    Astagfirulla brother being hyper is haram :mmm:
    Really is being hyper haram?I never knew that but isn't being hyper the surplus energy that is released by being active so how is it a haram action?......Yeah people drink too much fizzy drinks that make them hyper!Guess what when I get older i am going to ban,seriously ban all the fizzy drink companies because I hate fizzy drinks ;yuck!:diep:I mean who likes fizzy drinks?
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    (Original post by lilmissshady)
    How come the shaytans are out already lol
    Spoooooooky!:devil3:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    As I said, I like haram.
    what am I HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are you planning to become the new this?::evilbanana:
 
 
 
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