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Someone help me write this girl a poem? Please? :( watch


    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    date me now,
    or I'll go all Oscar Pistorius

    (Original post by TheGirlNextDoor)
    Well really you're onto a winner with that poem :yes: You can essentially win 3 in every 4 girls with whom you try that. Observe:

    1) The girl is a maths nerd who doesn't watch Harold and Kumar and she is overcome by the mathematical references.

    2) The girl is not a maths nerd but knows about Harold and Kumar and is impressed and also delighted that you share the same taste in shows.

    3) The girl is a maths nerd and watches Harold and Kumar - long term relationship will ensue.

    4) The girl is neither but respects your efforts.
    I like the logic .

    (Original post by ch0wm4n)
    I like the logic .
    Probably the first guy on TSR that hasn't mocked woman logic :lol:
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