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    Smart guys have known the good old "up and tuck" method for years
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    (Original post by SnoochToTheBooch)
    double amputees with good sofas
    I'm sure with their well developed abs they can squirm decently.


    Like worms.


    Worms don't have limbs.


    Worms ****, right?
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    (Original post by SnoochToTheBooch)
    jerk off multiple times until you couldn't get it hard if you wanted to.
    How would this hide a boner? :holmes:

    It would prevent it, not hide it.
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    I usually wrap it round my leg.
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    (Original post by Franky 4 Fingers)
    just find a girl & hide it in her
    :rofl:
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    well if you hav a satchel (u might is ur in a party i dunno) u could wear it over your waist so that would hide it ? or yh as everyone in the thread says the 'up and tuck'
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    (Original post by jackbrown95)
    i always get a boner whenever i go to parties, & it's really becoming very awkward. how can i hide it ?
    Wear boxer-briefs, they will be tight thus preventing an erection
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    always tuck bro
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    Use it as a coat hook.
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    Wear baggier jeans.
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    (Original post by tehFrance)
    Wear boxer-briefs, they will be tight thus preventing an erection
    It just leads to my boxers ripping.
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    (Original post by Ice Constricter)
    How would this hide a boner? :holmes:

    It would prevent it, not hide it.
    an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, as the saying goes
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    just push your **** up, so the waist of the trouser's hold's it up!...or dip your balls in ice and cough up blood loll
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    when I get an awkward boner I try or tuck it underneath my trouser line. Although if you lift up your shirt it pops up out the end - more awkward if someone notices
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    If in doubt just pull it out.

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    Just tell everyone you're a doctor who fan

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    (Original post by chocolate buttons)
    Say that you have a banana in your pocket in case you get peckish later on.
    I've got a banana in my pocket if you want a bite. :perv:
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    Pretend you're a hot dog vendor

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    get a girl to sit on it.


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    Carry a banana in your pocket at all times. Perfect alibi.
 
 
 
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