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    Does coffee make your body and even more your crotch area, well moist and warm? Im not being a troll as there has to be a scientific explanation, and this happens way after you have drunk it. Its not really a pleasant feeling.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Does coffee make your body and even more your crotch area, well moist and warm? Im not being a troll as there has to be a scientific explanation, and this happens way after you have drunk it. Its not really a pleasant feeling.
    It's a diuretic; maybe urine is leaking? :eek:

    On a serious note, it doesn't have this effect on me. I'm unsure if it is a known side effect!
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    Maybe if your body sucks and can't handle the awesomeness that is coffee.
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    Coffee doesn't make me feel like this! Probably wouldn't drink it if it did.
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    (Original post by ExWunderkind)
    It's a diuretic; maybe urine is leaking? :eek:

    On a serious note, it doesn't have this effect on me. I'm unsure if it is a known side effect!
    Not urine, more sweat, just and overall greasy horrible feeling
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    Oh when you said moist I thought you meant that coffee turned you on.

    But yeah I've not heard of that happening to someone.
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Oh when you said moist I thought you meant that coffee turned you on.

    But yeah I've not heard of that happening to someone.
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    Im a dude but Im also thinking possibly lactose intolerance
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Im a dude but Im also thinking possibly lactose intolerance
    Tea would produce the same effect then surely? Well anything containing milk. Or specifically the sugar lactose :P
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    (Original post by ExWunderkind)
    Tea would produce the same effect then surely? Well anything containing milk. Or specifically the sugar lactose :P
    This also happens with coffee without milk though
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    Could it be that you have spilled the coffee on your crotch?
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    (Original post by JollyGreenAtheist)
    Could it be that you have spilled the coffee on your crotch?
    No.
 
 
 
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