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    At least she actually apologized and shut the door.

    I thought I was in my room alone when I was fapping when this girl tapped me on the shoulder and giggled.

    What a creep - thank goodness I wasn't in halls with her ever again
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    (Original post by concubine)
    Unless he was smearing **** over himself I don't see how people could 'bully' him for something that near all guys do.


    Dunno why so many people see this as something worthy of embarrassment.
    If I got caught ****ing now with my current friends who I have known from school, I'll no doubt be laughed at and caller 'Boner boy' or 'Will the pumper' or something.

    But I supposed uni is different, maturity seems to be more popular there.
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    :rofl: Brilliant!

    I vote for the stride of pride. If it was me I'd probably go out and make a really awkward joke about it so nothing could out-awkward it in future. (Questionable, I know)
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    You should have squirted in her face
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    See her when she's in her room, and say "I'm sorry about before, lets pretend it never happened?".

    Or if you're REALLY lucky, she'll be masturbating when you walk in, then you'll be even
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    Should just be like "I had urgent matters to attend to"
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    Tell her you were hungry an preparing some food, and you dropped your meat, so you were just polishing your meat.
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    (Original post by concubine)
    Unless he was smearing **** over himself I don't see how people could 'bully' him for something that near all guys do.


    Dunno why so many people see this as something worthy of embarrassment.
    Is anyone else wondering what the **** is here?

    I'm hoping it's cake.
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    Look her dead in the eye and say "So, what do you think?"
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    Should have invited her in
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    (Original post by doggyfizzel)
    You shouldn't have let her leave, just said "you're part of this now!!!" and kept going.
    This.
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    (Original post by Noble.)
    Is anyone else wondering what the **** is here?

    I'm hoping it's cake.
    I wish it was cake. Truly I do.


    As for OP's situation, stride of pride, apologise with a twinkle in your eye.
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    well at least now she'll learn to knock before entering your room
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    They did invent door locks for a reason you know
    But if I were you, I'd just make a light hearted joke about it next time you speak to her. I think that would remove some of the awkwardness around it.
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    I've clicked on that weird part of TSR again....
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    Lock the door next time?
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    Firstly, why you didn't flash a James Bond-esque smile at her and wryly invite her to 'join in', is beyond me. Opportunities like that only come around once in your life.

    Secondly, who cares? You must laugh it off or it becomes an issue. Make a joke about it. Tell her you'll walk in on her - whatever. Just laugh it off.

    At worst, it gives your best-man a ready prepared gag in his speech. Provided you'll find a bride after this incident that is!
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    I really hope I never have that extremely awkward situation.
    Op you should just forget about it really, she will hopefully soon forget about it. Good luck
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    Walk past and sniff her hair. Give her plenty of eye contact. Say absolutely nothing.
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    When I was in halls the woman doing room inspections walked in on me naked (not masturbating, but still)...

    I passed my room inspection with flying colours!
 
 
 
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