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    Just decided to post this because I that it was quite obscure.

    So I was chatting to a girl at the bar and brought her back to the seats in my local night club.

    Anyway, so silence fell and I figured we'd shift, but it she wasn't up for it (fair enough) but her excuse was ridiculous.

    "I'm waiting for the perfect kiss" she said.

    Either she felt bad and made up a really horrendous excuse or she was waiting for a knight in shining armour, I mean, a perfect kiss? Without kissing how would you ever know?

    And yes btw, I think she's genuine
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    Stop being so bitter, you got knocked back lol
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    (Original post by That Bearded Man)
    Just decided to post this because I that it was quite obscure.

    So I was chatting to a girl at the bar and brought her back to the seats in my local night club.

    Anyway, so silence fell and I figured we'd shift, but it she wasn't up for it (fair enough) but her excuse was ridiculous.

    "I'm waiting for the perfect kiss" she said.

    Either she felt bad and made up a really horrendous excuse or she was waiting for a knight in shining armour, I mean, a perfect kiss? Without kissing how would you ever know?

    And yes btw, I think she's genuine
    You are Irish, I am guessing?

    Probably, "We should go the toilet together". I rejected oblivious to the whole thing...
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    Some guy told me and my sister that he believed in auras and stuff like that, and that we both had fiery orange ones... didn't know quite what to say in response to that!
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    (Original post by Sgany)
    You are Irish, I am guessing?

    Probably, "We should go the toilet together". I rejected oblivious to the whole thing...
    That was my first thought on reading it
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    A guy told me his parents were dead. Where do you go from that?!
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    A girl said to me "I like your watch".
    I said "I like your face" :sexface:
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    A girl said she wanted to poo in her room mates lasagne, I **** you not (pardon the pun) but who says that and why?!?
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    A girl said to me coming out of a nightclub that I had nice hair. :rolleyes:
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    girls dont talk to me....
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    A guy once complimented me on my Spanish looks... I'm as pale as a ghost and as Irish as they come :confused:
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    (Original post by That Bearded Man)
    Just decided to post this because I that it was quite obscure.

    So I was chatting to a girl at the bar and brought her back to the seats in my local night club.

    Anyway, so silence fell and I figured we'd shift, but it she wasn't up for it (fair enough) but her excuse was ridiculous.

    "I'm waiting for the perfect kiss" she said.

    Either she felt bad and made up a really horrendous excuse or she was waiting for a knight in shining armour, I mean, a perfect kiss? Without kissing how would you ever know?

    And yes btw, I think she's genuine
    Just saying, as a girl who's never been kissed, I would think the same (not say, but think it at least!) so I don't think it's THAT weird ...
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    Minding my own business in a club as you do, some creep comes up behind me and whispers in my ear and tells me I've got "childbearing hips"...well that **** me up- he was an oldie. Its funny now but it wasn't funny back then aha.
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    (Original post by Harley)
    That was my first thought on reading it
    I am still yet to see a non-Irish person use the term shift :P
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    (Original post by Sweet-Caroline)
    A guy once complimented me on my Spanish looks... I'm as pale as a ghost and as Irish as they come :confused:
    It's quite common, there is a fair amount of Spanish/Iberian descent around Ireland. I used to think the same as you but I spent 2 months in America and came back brown. First time I had tanned in my life. Look up black Irish.
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    "I love orientials". I'm 100% Caucasian so I didn't really know how to take that.


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    (Original post by llessur123)
    "I love orientials". I'm 100% Caucasian so I didn't really know how to take that.


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    AHAHA Someone once said I looked Indian when I'm black as they come. I just laughed at him though
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Stop being so bitter, you got knocked back lol
    I'm not being bitter? I just thought that was quite a funny response.
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    (Original post by Sgany)
    You are Irish, I am guessing?

    Probably, "We should go the toilet together". I rejected oblivious to the whole thing...
    If so, you should have demanded to use the disabled, they're bigger and more comfortable
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    (Original post by Zizi11)
    Minding my own business in a club as you do, some creep comes up behind me and whispers in my ear and tells me I've got "childbearing hips"...well that **** me up- he was an oldie. Its funny now but it wasn't funny back then aha.
    Definitely a proposal of marriage right there
 
 
 
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