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    I always wiped up... but now I've started to wipe down.

    What's the norm?
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    I'm sorry but this thread is just a step too far.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I always wiped up... but now I've started to wipe down.

    What's the norm?
    What does this have to do with health?

    To answer your question: upwards.

    And because I like sharing, I also fold. In fact, I didn't realise that people scrunched until I saw the Andrex advert fairly recently.
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    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the stop. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.
    ...the **** did I just read :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the stop. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.
    How sensuous.


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    At a 43.2 Degrees approach softening to a 35 Degree touch down... In other words, I've never thought about it.
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    (Original post by therisenmitten)
    I'm sorry but this thread is just a step too far.
    A wipe to far.*
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    (Original post by CodeJack)
    A wipe to far.*
    I missed such a good pun opportunity :getmecoat:
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    This is just :gfight: . Are you doing a survey how people wipe their butts?
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    That's none of my concern.
    That's the Groom of the Stool's job.

    - Henry VIII.
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    With tissue and water
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
    *pukes*


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    (Original post by therisenmitten)
    I'm sorry but this thread is just a step too far.
    Hahah, my thoughts exactly...
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.
    OH MY GOD what is happening to this thread :zomg:

    It's like a form of poetry for the depraved.
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    (Original post by Tullia)
    In fact, I didn't realise that people scrunched until I saw the Andrex advert fairly recently.
    Neither did I! I asked my housemates after I watched the advert and they all fold too...my niece scrunches but she's three years old its understandable. Quite interested to see who scrunches...
    Okay, now I'm as bad as the OP
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
    Now I have a semi.
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    (Original post by x-Saffire-x)
    Neither did I! I asked my housemates after I watched the advert and they all fold too...my niece scrunches but she's three years old its understandable. Quite interested to see who scrunches...
    Okay, now I'm as bad as the OP
    I...I mean to fold... but it sort of scrunches in my hand...

    :erm:
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    I ring a bell and someone does it for me.
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    (Original post by aj4660)
    With tissue and water
    erm, tissue and water? :confused:
 
 
 
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