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    (Original post by CodeJack)
    A wipe to far.*
    Or even a wipe poo far.
    Am I right?

    ...yes it took me 14 hours to think of this pun
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    (Original post by therisenmitten)
    Or even a wipe poo far.
    Am I right?

    ...yes it took me 14 hours to think of this pun
    ...oh dear... over very dear :P
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    Ancient Roman styley.... sponge on a stick... works wanders!!! Absorbent, soft and the stick provides extra leverage for those hard to reach areas !

    BTW I hear wiping 'down' for the ladies out there can cause a urinary tract infection...but with the new improved stick butt sponge 3000, you never have too worry!!
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
    *loses hope for humanity*
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    Clearly the same person who posted the thread asking detailed questions about how girls poop, weird as hell.


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    (Original post by Rybee)
    erm, tissue and water? :confused:
    Got to agree it's actually cleaner. Dont get why people dont wash themselves with water :confused:

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    (Original post by Zazuwaved)
    Got to agree it's actually cleaner. Dont get why people dont wash themselves with water :confused:

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    doesn't the tissue fall apart!?

    I use baby wipes!
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    Against a tree...
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
    You're doing it right, don't listen to the haters :borat:

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    another weird thread in TSR:P
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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
    Da***? I don't even...


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    LOL
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    (Original post by Rybee)
    doesn't the tissue fall apart!?

    I use baby wipes!
    That's true, but in the event that you don't have baby wipes....

    :P
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    (Original post by Zazuwaved)
    That's true, but in the event that you don't have baby wipes....

    :P
    Then I do a spit and shine
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    TSR has truly reached a new level. Jesus :rofl2:
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    I use my dogs tongue, he loves it.
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    Ask a psychiatrist?
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    Dogs, cats, cows etc dont wipe their bums. They dump and go.

    Why should humans be different. There is no reason why humans should wipe after a dump. its against nature.
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    The doctors off Embarrassing Bodies said you should always wipe UP. This is because when you wipe up, the end point is furthest away from both the penis and vagina (in males and females respectively) and therefore the risk of infection into those areas is minimised.
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