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    Hey everyone,

    i just writ this riddle, which nobody i say can say it the asnwer, so guess if you can! sorry for bad english

    i have the keys but will not unlcok
    i know the time but are no clock
    once unlocked i can saya lot
    but when im closed then i do not
    i have head but do not think
    you can smell me but i do not stink

    what am I?

    i dont think its to hard but first right answer gets my rep!
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    Hey everyone,

    i just writ this riddle, which nobody i say can say it the asnwer, so guess if you can! sorry for bad english

    i have the keys but will not unlcok
    i know the time but are no clock
    once unlocked i can saya lot
    but when im closed then i do not
    i have head but do not think
    you can smell me but i do not stink

    what am I?

    i dont think its to hard but first right answer gets my rep!
    My Penis
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    (Original post by Harrow.7)
    My Penis
    It says 'you can smell me but i do not stink', and I'm reliably informed that your penis stinks like rotten and decomposing horse flesh. So no.
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    It says 'you can smell me but i do not stink', and I'm reliably informed that your penis stinks like rotten and decomposing horse flesh. So no.
    You obviously haven't smelt it yet....
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    (Original post by Harrow.7)
    You obviously haven't smelt it yet....
    Sure I have. I personally concluded that its stench was more suggestive of stale pita bread, but in this case the distinction is purely academic.
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    A hand
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    (Original post by QuantumSuicide)
    A hand
    No.
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    Hey everyone,

    i just writ this riddle, which nobody i say can say it the asnwer, so guess if you can! sorry for bad english

    i have the keys but will not unlcok
    i know the time but are no clock
    once unlocked i can saya lot
    but when im closed then i do not
    i have head but do not think
    you can smell me but i do not stink

    what am I?

    i dont think its to hard but first right answer gets my rep!
    The first thing I thought of was a diary but I dont think thats rught
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    (Original post by beccac94)
    The first thing I thought of was a diary but I dont think thats rught
    No.
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    Hey everyone,

    i just writ this riddle, which nobody i say can say it the asnwer, so guess if you can! sorry for bad english

    i have the keys but will not unlcok
    i know the time but are no clock
    once unlocked i can saya lot
    but when im closed then i do not
    i have head but do not think
    you can smell me but i do not stink

    what am I?

    i dont think its to hard but first right answer gets my rep!
    Maple tree?
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    (Original post by Etoile)
    Maple tree?
    No.
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    But your rep is worthless
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    wow, this is good!
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    Is it a phone?
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    Hey everyone,

    i just writ this riddle, which nobody i say can say it the asnwer, so guess if you can! sorry for bad english

    i have the keys but will not unlcok
    i know the time but are no clock
    once unlocked i can saya lot
    but when im closed then i do not
    i have head but do not think
    you can smell me but i do not stink

    what am I?

    i dont think its to hard but first right answer gets my rep!
    Hahahahahaha
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    (Original post by Pride)
    Is it a phone?
    The smell and head bit doesn't work, surely?
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    I was going to writ an answer but I can't think what it could be...
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    (Original post by 321zero)
    The smell and head bit doesn't work, surely?
    You can smell a phone
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    (Original post by Runninground)
    You can smell a phone
    Can I?
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    "Will not unlock" & "once unlocked" ... How does that work?
 
 
 
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