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    Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

    I'm Captain jack and I've been your hosts ladies and gents!

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    What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    Idontthinkhesaurus!




    Ye, I pulled out the big guns :cool:
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    Ill get your coat.
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    What happens when frogs park illegally?


    They get toad.
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    Actually crying with laughter at these jokes! Hahahaha!
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    You should of seen my face drop when I was diagnosed with Bell's Palsy.
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    (Original post by Mockery)
    What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    Idontthinkhesaurus!




    Ye, I pulled out the big guns :cool:
    What do you call his dog?
    Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex
    Here all week!
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    What clothes does a house wear?


    Address.

    BADUM DUM TISH
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    What begins with F and ends in uck.

    Firetruck.
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    I love you all.
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    What day of the week do eggs hate the most?

    FRYday.
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    The other day I was bored so I went to the zoo. All they had was one dog in a cage, though. It was a shih-tzu.
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    (Original post by Captain Jack.)
    xx
    Q. Which dinosaurs could jump higher than a house?
    A. All of them (houses can't jump)
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    To avoid feeling run-down, look both ways when crossing the street.
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    Why did the horse cross the road?

    To get to tesco!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH!

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    Dinosaur jokes eh?

    What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

    ...All of them. Houses can't jump!

    That's all for tonight folks. :cool:
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    I can't deal with these!! Abdominal muscles are hurting so much!
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    Knock Knock,

    Who's there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor who?

    GEDDIT! DOCTOR WHO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Jeez, I've laughed so much at this thread, I can feel a bit of the brown stuff in my boxers.

    Gone too far.
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    Do you wanna hear a joke about a wall?

    never mind, you'll never get over it.

 
 
 
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