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    I lost my nightclub pooing virginity last night. I was so desperate as I had made the schoolboy error of missing out the **** from the standard ****, shave, shower. Never again.


    If you've ever seen Trainspotting, the toilet wasn't too far off the toilet in that.
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    My cousin has crohn's disease, and every time we go clubbing he ends up spending half the night on the bog, poor lamb. He finds it quite funny though as he's constantly going in and out of the loos, he often gets stopped by bouncers who think he's going in to deal drugs
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    Haha yes, "the worst toilet in scotland"

    But you aint seen nothing till you have seen a toilet at a squat party.

    I mean, man alive, I remember this one;

    It didnt flush ofcourse as there was no running water, so it was like a vase. A vase of poo.
    It was a rave, so people had also thrown up into the vase of poo. Some of the sick had blood in it.
    Piss covers the floor, an inch deep. Deep enough that if you didnt tippytoe, it would soak your shoes.
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    Nearly as bad as pooh on a train!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEv6dqVPLSM
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    i feel edgy doing one in Tesco

    :eek::captain::eek:
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    (Original post by uberteknik)
    Nearly as bad as pooh on a train!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEv6dqVPLSM
    Thanks for reminding me of this song.

    I'm glad I've never had this problem in a train or a nightclub.
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    Yeah. The most is when none of the doors have locks on so you have to hold the door with your hand or foot at the same time.
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    Piss-covered seat, suspicious off-colour liquids transgressing the cubicle boundaries, no toilet roll, 2 partially sodden sheets salvaged from the floor of the adjacent cubicle. Sometimes times get rough.
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    My ex did that twice.
    And tore up his boxers for toilet roll.
    Then made a post about it on his facebook to try and embarress me? When it was about him.. lol I don't understand what the theory behind that was.
    He was insane!
 
 
 
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