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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    It wasn't handsome - it was the sentence as a whole. But if you didn't intend that, then my mistake. On the other hand, I myself could have been sarcastic...
    Or you had a sexual intention but couldn't confess that in public
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    The bigger and shinier the watch, the bigger and more fragile the ego.

    A couple of my more favourite pilot jokes:

    - How do you know if there's a pilot in the room? He'll tell you.

    - What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

    - How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him.



    But don't think I'm anti-pilot. Some of my best friends are pilots

    But, boy, don't they let you know about it!
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    Ha I've been reading a few of these responses out to my dad (who happens to be a pilot) and his face looks a bit like this: :smug:
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    Apologies to any feminists on board, please fasten your seatbelts - you're in for some mild turbulence (the stereotypical pilot is male):

    Safe pair of hands, relaxed demeanor, commanding yet demure :cool: The kinda guy most blokes aspire to be like and most women aspire to be on..

    (Original post by Katie-S)
    Ha I've been reading a few of these responses out to my dad (who happens to be a pilot) and his face looks a bit like this: :smug:
    Tell him I said he has a fit daughter, that'll wipe the smug expression off his face :borat:
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    They all have the same low and soothing voice and say the same thing:

    PILOT: We are a cruising at an altitude of *mumble* errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. . the temperature outside is a eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrmmmm -4 degrees eeeerrrrrrrrrmmmmm seatbelts can now be taken off eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr we have a great selection of *mumble* errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thank you for choosing to fly *mumble* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr *tannoy off*
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    Apologies to any feminists on board, please fasten your seatbelts - you're in for some mild turbulence (the stereotypical pilot is male):

    Safe pair of hands, relaxed demeanor, commanding yet demure :cool: The kinda guy most blokes aspire to be like and most women aspire to be on..

    Tell him I said he has a fit daughter, that'll wipe the smug expression off his face :borat:
    Or...he could hunt you down. :bhangra:

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    Or you had a sexual intention but couldn't confess that in public
    How. Dare. You! :mob:
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    (Original post by UKBrah)
    I see them as discrete individuals, who you see stroll down with all the fit air hostesses after the flight lands.
    They actually are relatively tall, usually lean, don't think I've ever seen a fat pilot.
    Oh yes, that stroll down is magnificent. An air of importance comes along with them as they draw their small posh suitcases with their hats on.

    I would want to be a pilot, but maybe later... :moon:
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    Or...he could hunt you down. :bhangra:



    How. Dare. You! :mob:
    I dare you!
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    Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooo wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn!!! !

    That's what I think of pilots.
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    I think they make a good taster of the show, but often I prefer episodes later on in the series.
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    I dare you!
    Then we shall...duuuueeellll! :starwars:

    (Original post by Just Declan)
    I think they make a good taster of the show, but often I prefer episodes later on in the series.
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    Then we shall...duuuueeellll! :starwars:



    That will be easy, I'll just push you and you'll fall down
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    That will be easy, I'll just push you and you'll fall down
    :boxing:
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    :boxing:
    :007:
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    (Original post by Acruzen)
    Because they have to have a certain height, as well as being physically fit.
    That's the marines you're thinking of
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    I once sat in a hospital cubicle waiting to be seen by a doctor and overheard a conversation another doctor was having with an airline pilot in the next cubicle:

    Doctor: No, they are not heat-rash.

    Pilot: Oh, what is it then?

    Doctor: I'm afraid they are what's commonly known as crabs.

    Silent pause.

    Doctor: In this situation we will prescribe some medication but you must go home and wash all of your clothes, bed clothes, towels and any bed-linen you have come into contact with.

    You really do need to tell other people in your home to do the same as they are very contagious and will easily spread.

    Pilot: Do I really have to tell them?

    Doctor: Yes.

    Pause.

    Doctor: That would be an interesting after Sunday lunch conversation tomorrow then.

    I couldn't stifle my laughter any longer.
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    Catch me if you can made pilots seem even more amazing!
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    They fight, sabotage, take videos and report each other lol the time. It's just a small circle that no one cares about the money's in the intercontinental long range flights at first and second class.
 
 
 
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