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Unplanned and uneditted spontaneous poetry...GO! watch

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    Laughing at my calamity,
    I'll laugh at your success!
    You fooled a fool now who's the best?
    I'm not you and you're not me so leave me be.
    You ****ing tree.
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    Infatuation, or love?
    Probably infatuation, taking away from my concentration
    ****** be hating

    Don't know exactly where this is going tbh....
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    (Original post by Anthony.BF)
    Infatuation, or love?
    Probably infatuation, taking away from my concentration
    ****** be hating

    Don't know exactly where this is going tbh....
    I loved it. Thank you.
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    So I was casually browsing on TSR
    Someone asked for some poetry; I was like "OK Brah"
    I typed a few lines
    Got in a few rhymes
    But it only got me this far...


    Not far off a limerick is it?
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    Welcome Squad
    Jump jump jump,
    Fall fall fall,
    Rise


    Does that count as poetry? It does mean something.
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    My poetry skills have diminished
    For now I leave Limericks unfinished
    I'll always retort, I write them too short
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    (Original post by anonymouspie227)
    Jump jump jump,
    Fall fall fall,
    Rise


    Does that count as poetry? It does mean something.
    Definitely.
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    A chocolate falls short:
    No sleep all haze.
    A zombie for days.
    Chocolate on her face.
    A slap, no grace.

    A comforting cuddle.
    Is met with her trouble.
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    dancing with calamity
    i sit on the edge of the bowl of life
    before this seat falls apart
    looking into the dark hole
    that is the centre of your heart
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    There once was a lad called Bob,
    He was an insufferable snob.
    He went on the lash,
    but he ran out of cash.
    So, Bob was a bit of a knob.

    Beautiful, I'm sure you'll agree.
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    (Original post by Ultimate_Geek)
    There once was a lad called Bob,
    He was an insufferable snob.
    He went on the lash,
    but he ran out of cash.
    So, Bob was a bit of a knob.

    Beautiful, I'm sure you'll agree.
    I read a post by the Ultimate_Geek,
    Couldn't help but suggest a tweak.
    Bob might be an easy name to rhyme,
    But let's be honest, it's far from sublime.
    So from now on please do try a little bit more,
    Or there's really no point in my keeping score.
    I've offered this battle yet you make it one-sided,
    Give it me back and we can make communities divided....

    GO!


    BLUD


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    (Original post by AngusJ)
    I read a post by the Ultimate_Geek,
    Couldn't help but suggest a tweak.
    Bob might be an easy name to rhyme,
    But let's be honest, it's far from sublime.
    So from now on please do try a little bit more,
    Or there's really no point in my keeping score.
    I've offered this battle yet you make it one-sided,
    Give it me back and we can make communities divided....

    GO!


    BLUD


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    There once was a lad called Rob,
    He was an insufferable snob.
    He went on the lash,
    but he ran out of cash.
    So, Rob was a bit of a knob.

    Beautiful, I'm sure you'll agree.
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    I concede defeat now.


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    I'm a lyrical genius,
    That's why they call me caecilius
    I was brought up in Rome
    That's why I look like a gnome,
    Eating cibus with my amicus
    Singing hymns with my servus,
    Got latin words written on my body
    In twenty thirteen they think I'm an oddy.


    Yo.
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    (Original post by AngusJ)
    I concede defeat now.


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    He took the poem to be that of a twit.
    But he did not predict my pretend wit.
    With the score being so
    Left Angus with woe.
    A thorn in his side
    Angus conceded defeat
    His battled denied
    He preceded to retreat.
    After being subjected to this poem of ****.
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    (Original post by Rosaknows)
    I'm a lyrical genius,
    That's why they call me caecilius
    I was brought up in Rome
    That's why I look like a gnome,
    Eating cibus with my amicus
    Singing hymns with my servus,
    Got latin words written on my body
    In twenty thirteen they think I'm an oddy.


    Yo.
    In your picture you are lookin' pretty ghostly,
    Mostly because your face is blanched in white.
    But if you look as hot as you your rhyming slang,
    Damn, im sure you make a beautiful sight.
    Some might say I'm being flirty,
    Dirty, but I'm just trying to pass on harmless charm.
    If you like my lyrics and wanna go again,
    Then, all you gotta do is sound the alarm.

    Damn I am good at this.



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    How can I be achieveing
    without thieveing?
    with funs?
    but with out guns?
    without madness
    but with greatness
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    (Original post by AngusJ)
    In your picture you are lookin' pretty ghostly,
    Mostly because your face is blanched in white.
    But if you look as hot as you your rhyming slang,
    Damn, im sure you make a beautiful sight.
    Some might say I'm being flirty,
    Dirty, but I'm just trying to pass on harmless charm.
    If you like my lyrics and wanna go again,
    Then, all you gotta do is sound the alarm.

    Damn I am good at this.



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    In your picture you're looking very musical,
    Mostly because of your guitar
    My rhymes are too hot for you,
    So go eat a sitar
    You're a very flirty guy,
    Some may say,
    But the alarms are pounding for you to go again
    Try again another day.
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    I hate you
    You love me
    We're one big foreign family
    With a tap tap tap, on the UK border
    Won't you please just go back home.

    (bringing on the negs for talking about immigration)
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    He took the poem to be that of a twit.
    But he did not predict my pretend wit.
    With the score being so
    Left Angus with woe.
    A thorn in his side
    Angus conceded defeat
    His battled denied
    He preceded to retreat.
    After being subjected to this poem of ****.
    A lot of big talk, squawk, from a little man.
    Sat behind a screen in his plain white van.
    He's got no friends, nothing better to do.
    And that's why he's rhyming at a quarter past two.
    Putting down stars cos he thinks he looks cool.
    Actually he just didn't pay attention in school.
    Using proper English is a step too far.
    Why not look for lines in the fortune cookie jar?
    You got not rhythm, you got no rhyme.
    Put your tail between your legs and take a look at the time.
    Do us a favour, don't embarrass yourself.
    Put the rhyming dictionary back on the shelf.
    Head off to bed, you wannabe rapper.
    Because believe, no-one thinks you look dapper.

    Buenos Noches xx




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