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You're stuck in a very hot desert and a jinni gave you a wish; what would it be? Watch

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    lactating 70 year old woman
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    a bottle of water
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    lactating persian cat
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    french fries
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    a naked stripper
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    20.00%
    a free subscription with TSR
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    However, this jinni gave you a list to select and you can only choose two of them!

    Why do you choose them?
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    packet of cheese and onion crisps and my ipod, sorted.
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    I would wish for an unlimited amount of wishes. Selfish I know

    What are the selections?

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    Stripper, I'll die happy.
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    A free subscription with TSR... twice.
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    A naked stripper... she might have directions :rolleyes:
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    Wtf is a 'jinni' ?
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    stripper (magic mike style) and a bottle of water.
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    (Original post by Jabberwox)
    Wtf is a 'jinni' ?
    genie, i presume?
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    Always pick #2 crew
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    Why the hell is a 70 year old woman lactating?
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    I'm a guy, so a naked stripper definitely gets my vote. I might die on that island but I'd die happy.

    Unless there's some kind of twist and it's a Thai lady-boy stripper..
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    (Original post by katie kay)
    genie, i presume?
    Ohhh must be.

    And in response to the question, french fries and water will do me. I can't for the life of me work out why anyone would choose a lactating 70 year old woman and a lactating cat.
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    So ...

    The old woman depends on water, as she will dehydrate within hours so will her lactation. A clear 'no'.

    I'm stuck in a desert and the bottle of water can hardly hold more than a couple of liters. In the desert I will require 6+ litres a day of water, so the bottle will hardly give me another day. No way.

    Persian cat is the same as the old woman, will simply die with me.

    French fries give me nothing.

    The subscription to TSR is the most futile thing out of those, obviously.

    Sooo ... if I can assume that the naked stripper is hot, female and open for some sort of action - if I have to die anyway, why not die doing the deed
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    no to the old woman, she'd eat my chips :naughty:
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    (Original post by Jabberwox)
    Wtf is a 'jinni' ?

    LOL. Thats what I thought aswell.
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    A camel, I can then ride it to somewhere where there is civilisation and then sell myself for the camel then use my husbands money to get a plane back to the UK, the end.
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    "Jinni" is the Arabic form (where genie comes from) and "genie" is the English version of it...

    Naked male stripper please. But the bottle of water is tempting...
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    Water and cat.

    I will befriend the cat with the water.

    Then, because cats are canny (not to mention in tales such as these often magical) it will find a way to survive and I'll copy/follow it.
 
 
 
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