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    What makes a hipster? If i was an alien- explain it to me.
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    You can't define a hipster, are you crazy? If you did then you would be able to categorize them, and fitting in to is a group is way to mainstream.
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    Being a hipster is too mainstream now, if you want to be a real hipster, you have to not be a hipster.
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    To be a Hipster:

    You must hate anything mainstream.
    When someone mentions something you used to like, you must reply with "I used to like that too, when it wasn't mainstream" with a touch of superiority.
    You MUST wear Raybans, doesn't matter if you have 20/20 vision, YOU MUST.
    You must own atleast a few flannel shirts.
    You must always wear Skinny or at the very least slim fit trousers/jeans.
    You must only drink coffee from Starbucks.
    If you own a bike, it must be a fixie bike.
    You can only like indie music, if the artist/s become well known, you must stop listening to them, if someone mentions them, refer to point 2.
    You must atleast every now and again wear a scarf when it's perfectly warm outside.
    You only wear benie hats.
    The only T-shirts you can wear, are V-necks.
    You only wear converses or loafers.
    When possible, you only buy from Apple.
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    You must be vain, and elusive.

    For this reason, I have decided to avoid hipster girls.

    ....I think those two lines have a hint of irony?
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    (Original post by TheGuy117)
    To be a Hipster:

    You must hate anything mainstream.
    When someone mentions something you used to like, you must reply with "I used to like that too, when it wasn't mainstream" with a touch of superiority.
    You MUST wear Raybans, doesn't matter if you have 20/20 vision, YOU MUST.
    You must own atleast a few flannel shirts.
    You must always wear Skinny or at the very least slim fit trousers/jeans.
    You must only drink coffee from Starbucks.
    If you own a bike, it must be a fixie bike.
    You can only like indie music, if the artist/s become well known, you must stop listening to them, if someone mentions them, refer to point 2.
    You must atleast every now and again wear a scarf when it's perfectly warm outside.
    You only wear benie hats.
    The only T-shirts you can wear, are V-necks.
    You only wear converses or loafers.
    When possible, you only buy from Apple.
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    (Original post by Tim2341)
    What makes a hipster? If i was an alien- explain it to me.
    Aliens don't have hipster?
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    You have to be a **** basically.
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    (Original post by Death.)
    You must be vain, and elusive.

    For this reason, I have decided to avoid hipster girls.

    ....I think those two lines have a hint of irony?

    Yes, you have hit the nail, 'elusive' is the word to describe them and their mystery or fake mystery-can't tell... I couldn't put my finger on it ... (and vain too)

    see what you mean, they must be like trying to palpate jellied eels.
 
 
 
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