Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    OK, so there was a party of my house, and some idiot jacked off all over a wall.

    There are now nasty pale yellow/orange streaks all down the wall, and I have been unable to scrub them off with an abrasive dish cleaner, or scratch them off with my finger nails.

    Does anyone have any ideas, or even any experience in this matter!?

    Thank you!
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    This may sound ridiculous but is it a painted wall? My boyfriend got hair dye all over the wall because he was leaning on it and we just painted over it.

    I've heard vinegar is good for cleaning, not totally sure though

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Elelia)
    This may sound ridiculous but is it a painted wall? My boyfriend got hair dye all over the wall because he was leaning on it and we just painted over it.

    I've heard vinegar is good for cleaning, not totally sure though

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Thanks for your help. I might actually just have to repaint that patch (yes, it is a painted wall).

    Our walls are nothing particularly special. We don't have any fancy paint, we just slap a layer on ourselves when it gets so bad it starts peeling or whatever.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    Yeah I would definitely just paint over it then, you probably have the paint somewhere so it's just a case of finding and painting

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    21
    ReputationRep:
    I have an OCD for that type of stuff and painting over it would bug me as hell knowing what's behind it!
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    There was a similar stain on the wall where I used to work (I have no idea how it got there I can just remember attempting to get rid of it) and I couldn't get it off. Paint over it.
    Offline

    12
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by President Snow)
    yellow/orange streaks
    I think that guy needs to see a doctor
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    Confused as to what the four letter vernacular for sperm is.....
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Bronco2012)
    Confused as to what the four letter vernacular for sperm is.....
    JI.ZZ
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by yorkshire.lad)
    JI.ZZ
    Of course, I was like, s*unk, c*m, what the hell has 4 letters
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Bronco2012)
    Of course, I was like, s*unk, c*m, what the hell has 4 letters
    sunk? thats a new one lool
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    Easy way to fix it, is to paint a square over the stain, in a nice colour, that gives an arty look to the wall.. there is no other way,,, unless u paint the whol wall new !!!!
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by yorkshire.lad)
    sunk? thats a new one lool
    Replace the * with a p
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    Orange? o_O
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    At a house party seriously?! This has got to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while... I would try baking soda, because that gets stains out of everything, you don't want the germs and stuff to stay on the wall from it. Then a repainting job! maybe trying a white/yellowy colour next time so you can't notice the fap colour.
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    Lemon juice.
    Offline

    9
    ReputationRep:
    Was this guy by any chance a oompa loompa?

    Try baking soda and vinegar..?
    Offline

    11
    ReputationRep:
    If it was me i would find the scummy degenerate who did it and force him to clean it off the wall, with his tongue.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Bronco2012)
    Of course, I was like, s*unk, c*m, what the hell has 4 letters
    So was I for awhile haha. Could only think of c. U. M though

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    lol, thank you all for your help! Looks like painting over it is going to be the best.

    P.S. As you all seem so interested, the title was actually wa.nk-stain, but it could just as easily have been ji.zz-stain as you worked out.

    Curiously though, Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=****stain, http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=****%20stain) considers a wa.nk-stain to be an annoying person, or an insult against someone, rather than a stain. :curious:
 
 
 
Poll
Who is your favourite TV detective?
Useful resources

Groups associated with this forum:

View associated groups

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.