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Reply 1940
Original post by eliza.anne
I didn't eat it :teehee: Kidding.

TNP has a pet tortoise :ahee:


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False.

TNP is having nightmare of be molested by korean pirate
Original post by Mullah.S
False.

TNP is having nightmare of be molested by korean pirate


Nightmare? More like a dream :daydreaming:

TNP is weird.

Update: false :lol:


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Original post by eliza.anne
Nightmare? More like a dream :daydreaming:

TNP is weird.

Update: false :lol:


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Think my avatar answers that

Original post by eliza.anne
I didn't eat it :teehee: Kidding.

TNP has a pet tortoise :ahee:


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Lol it had to be done really...

False, but that wouldn't be the worst pet to have :tongue:

TNP has had a paranormal experience
False.

TNP needs to start hitting the gym :dumbells:
Original post by Dami_O
Think my avatar answers that

Lol it had to be done really...

False, but that wouldn't be the worst pet to have :tongue:

TNP has had a paranormal experience


Hahaha false!

TNP believes in ghosts.
Gym is effort :colonhash:

TNP should sleep soon


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Original post by Holby_fanatic
Hahaha false!

TNP believes in ghosts.


I don't believe in them, but at the same time I don't think it's impossible...?

Original post by Multitalented me
False.

TNP needs to start hitting the gym :dumbells:


Very true, I'm milking this easter break now...

TNP's bank balance is low
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Original post by eliza.anne
Gym is effort :colonhash:

TNP should sleep soon


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True, but I won't.

Original post by Dami_O
Very true, I'm milking this easter break now...

TNP's bank balance is low


False. :smile:

TNP wears glasses.
Not regularly so err false.

TNP is currently listening to this :colone:

Original post by Holby_fanatic
True, but I won't.

TNP wears glasses.


I do :colondollar:

TNP is pale


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Original post by eliza.anne
I do :colondollar:

TNP is pale


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Too pale.

TNP likes the Oompa Loompa look on girls.
Reply 1951
Original post by eliza.anne
Nightmare? More like a dream :daydreaming:

TNP is weird.


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False.

TNP is going toilet for faecal emission and the last faeces is not heavy enough to fall off anus, but not light enough to not being able to feel its warmth and weight on diameter of anus. Then TNP is having to wipe and the finger is digging into the faeces like taking scoop of chocolate mouse. TNP has to wiping multiple time before all is remove from crevice of behind.
Original post by eliza.anne
Gym is effort :colonhash:

TNP should sleep soon


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Very true, right now I'd get 7 hours if I slept this minute.

TNP thinks I should have joint custody of this thread :biggrin:

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Original post by Mullah.S
False.

TNP is going toilet for faecal emission and the last faeces is not heavy enough to fall off anus, but not light enough to not being able to feel its warmth and weight on diameter of anus. Then TNP is having to wipe and the finger is digging into the faeces like taking scoop of chocolate mouse. TNP has to wiping multiple time before all is remove from crevice of behind.


Lmfao omg I lost it


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Reply 1954
TNP has stuck a finger up their rectum at some point in their life.
True, urghahhaghh.

TBP loves Mullah.S


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Original post by Mullah.S
False.

TNP is going toilet for faecal emission and the last faeces is not heavy enough to fall off anus, but not light enough to not being able to feel its warmth and weight on diameter of anus. Then TNP is having to wipe and the finger is digging into the faeces like taking scoop of chocolate mouse. TNP has to wiping multiple time before all is remove from crevice of behind.


I just have to applaud this... false though, I don't play about with my arse wiping.

Original post by danielnkwocha
Very true, right now I'd get 7 hours if I slept this minute.

TNP thinks I should have joint custody of this thread :biggrin:

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True

TNP misses Channel U
Reply 1957
True.

TNP likes smelling their own farts.
Original post by Yawn11
True.

TNP likes smelling their own farts.


Not really... does that make me strange?

TNP has mastered the silent fart
Reply 1959
Very true.

TNP has masturbated in bed

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