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Reply 1
Some guys at school like booting beople.

Which means bundling them in the back of a car and driving over speedbumps:|

Sounds a bit dangerous to me.
Find a small, vacant classroom.

Get 50 cans of shaving foam, freeze them, cut them open then place the frozen blocks of shaving foam in random places in the classroom.

Watch in joy as the room is filled up with shaving foam as the blocks defrost and expand.
lukeitfc
Some guys at school like booting beople.

Which means bundling them in the back of a car and driving over speedbumps:|

Sounds a bit dangerous to me.

<dies laughing>
Reply 4
Stab or shoot a teacher in the leg.
Baal_k
Stab or shoot a teacher in the leg.

There was one on here somewhere quite recently that involved getting three goats, and spraypainting them 1,2 and 4.
Release them, and watch people search for goat number 3 for hours.
PMSL at that one.
Reply 6
in germany the school leavers usually run around with waterguns, throw students in rain barrels,build chair castels,etc.
our school claims to be the oldest in the uk although thats founding not the actual building and our school is on four different sites (we have to cross roads to go from class to class) anyways the newest building got a total destruction with vandalism etc and then we broke in and police turned up etc. (we had to clean it untilll 1pm and then do litter picking the next day - lol our legacy will live on in.............)
Reply 8
713
in germany the school leavers usually run around with waterguns, throw students in rain barrels,build chair castels,etc.


That's what I had planned for this year. But as I'm resitting, I'm going to have to be a bit more careful with who I get =/

Then again, I was considering the use of urine, so I guess things weren't going to go well in the first place. :smile:
Reply 9
GordonP
There was one on here somewhere quite recently that involved getting three goats, and spraypainting them 1,2 and 4.
Release them, and watch people search for goat number 3 for hours.
PMSL at that one.


That's genius!!

:toofunny:

regards
--marty
Reply 10
lol at the goat thing
Reply 11
if you have a school field....planting trees in the traditional 4-4-2 formation is bound to wind up your head of PE. alternative to that you could pain all fences and offensive colour (pink) or what we are planning this year is to turn the school into a giant washing line with string and large amounts of y-fronts. Ill post the pictures when we are done
paint magenta crudely drawn cocks on everything
cling film on phones, loos etc

hack into the school databases and mess with stuff (not sure how possible)
press the fire alarm.
Reply 14
People in my year got pretty severely punished this year.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/What_goes_up/

Reading the signatures was pretty funny the past couple of days, but it seems its being moderated now.
Reply 15
Fire alarms, set fire to part of it, fire extinguishers, steal signs, change clocks, paint football posts pink, burn a picture of a giant penis in the field, slash a teachers car tyres, lock the same teacher in a cupboard, glue down the same teachers mug with no more nails. fill the same teachers desk drawers with rotten fish drill small air holes in the front and close shut with the no more nails, streak, get drunk, toilet roll everywhere, shaving foam, cream, eggs, flour, cling film, sell the school on e-bay....

Just a handful of things that happened on my final day of Year 11.

For end of Year 13 (this Friday) we're creating a huge soap powder tarpaulin water flume thing on the field (weather permitting). Should be fun.

CameoCarl
We did nothing imaginative

Rape alarms, set them off around the school. Watched as the headmaster had to stamp them out.

Stink bombs, set them off around the school.

Provided entertainment for the year11s and pissed off the teachers, without them hating us. Funny because they were interviewing prospective teachers that day, and so we gave off the impression of mayhem.
As a parting gift leave fish behind the radiators
Reply 18
Hide eggs all round the classrooms. By September they'll have a bit of a kick to them.

I love the shaving foam idea, it's genius!
J19872
if you have a school field....planting trees in the traditional 4-4-2 formation is bound to wind up your head of PE

Some of the year 11s did something similar today, planting all sorts of seeds on the goal line. The beauty of this is that no-one'll be any the wiser 'til next year.