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Always wear a nice pair of underpants.... watch

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    ...cos you never know when you may be rushed in to hospital
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    My nan always used to say make sure you where nice clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus
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    Or in case you get laid? A much more positive way to look at it!
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    You know, I expected the second part of your sentence to be a bit more optimistic than being 'rushed to the hospital'. Other situations are conceivable in which a nice pair of underpants could leave a better impression...
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    why?
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    Always delete your internet history too :bandit:
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    My friend said she always makes sure she's shaven and wearing matching underwear incase she gets into an accident...I've always found that odd xD
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    (Original post by purplerainn)
    Always delete your internet history too :bandit:
    only a fool would let his browser record his browsing history
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    I have actually had this problem. Twice.

    You're about to hear a bit of my elusive life story. Skip if tl;dr.

    The first time I dislocated my knee, the paramedics started me on gas and air before they actually began examining my leg. So I was already pretty high. This was the conversation:

    Paramedic: "We'll have to cut your trouser leg into half a pair of shorts, okay?"
    Me: "Sure, just don't show everyone my underwear!"
    Paramedic: "Why, are they really bad?"
    Me: "No, I'm just not wearing any!"

    I said this in front of forty people. In a public park. I actually was wearing underwear, I just said it without thinking, at all.

    The second time I dislocated my knee, I was in bed at a sleepover with my best friend. She rolled over in the double bed and literally knocked my knee straight out of the socket. When the paramedics came (bear in mind it was a very hot summer) I was wearing a strappy vest and short short pajama bottoms. And I couldn't move enough to put a dressing gown on.

    The first thing they said was: "Thank God we brought the blanket."

    :getmecoat:

    ALWAYS wear good underwear. Always. And try not to tell jokes when you're on gas and air.
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    (Original post by ed-)
    Or in case you get laid? A much more positive way to look at it!
    waw or get laid by a witch...pfff...
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My friend said she always makes sure she's shaven and wearing matching underwear incase she gets into an accident...I've always found that odd xD
    or polish ur toenails erotic blood red , for a handsome hospital docter, makes sense haha,.,,
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    (Original post by ed-)
    Or in case you get laid? A much more positive way to look at it!
    If my nan told me to make sure I was always wearing nice clean underwear in case I get laid I would die
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    My friends had never heard of that saying, they looked at me like I had 3 heads when I mentioned it once! Glad other people agree.
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    (Original post by ChocoCoatedLemons)
    I have actually had this problem. Twice.

    You're about to hear a bit of my elusive life story. Skip if tl;dr.

    The first time I dislocated my knee, the paramedics started me on gas and air before they actually began examining my leg. So I was already pretty high. This was the conversation:

    Paramedic: "We'll have to cut your trouser leg into half a pair of shorts, okay?"
    Me: "Sure, just don't show everyone my underwear!"
    Paramedic: "Why, are they really bad?"
    Me: "No, I'm just not wearing any!"

    I said this in front of forty people. In a public park. I actually was wearing underwear, I just said it without thinking, at all.

    The second time I dislocated my knee, I was in bed at a sleepover with my best friend. She rolled over in the double bed and literally knocked my knee straight out of the socket. When the paramedics came (bear in mind it was a very hot summer) I was wearing a strappy vest and short short pajama bottoms. And I couldn't move enough to put a dressing gown on.

    The first thing they said was: "Thank God we brought the blanket."

    :getmecoat:

    ALWAYS wear good underwear. Always. And try not to tell jokes when you're on gas and air.
    Always wear underwear
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    (Original post by grannylovers)
    or polish ur toenails erotic blood red , for a handsome hospital docter, makes sense haha,.,,
    :lolwut:
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    (Original post by purplerainn)
    Always delete your internet history too :bandit:
    That's why there's an incognito mode
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    Cos you never know when you'll start feeling h***y


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