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Post a poem about your health, unedited and the first poem that you create watch

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    My health is poor,
    my life is fine.
    My wealth is dry,
    my love sublime.
    But this is supposed to be about my health.
    My health is okay.

    I wake up every day with a pain in both me shoulders
    Feels like all through the night that I been wrestling boulders
    I don't like seeing doctors so I put up with the ****
    Got a cold 24-7 but I don't do anything about it
    I'm tired all the time, and there's something wrong with my brain
    Can't even swallow tablets so I just survive the pain
    Every time I check my balls, I think I've found a lump
    Might just climb to the top of the block and take a flying jump.


    I'm very healthy,
    Other people are not so,
    I suck at Haiku.

    Cramps, oh cramps,
    Bloody, effing cramps,
    I'd rather have ants,
    in my bloody pants.
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