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    Literally..! Toads ****ing!

    Just pulled in my driveway and caught this pair having a bit of nookie in the open! The dirty pair of sluts! Their parents would be so ashamed!



    I also found this little chap who looked like he wasn't invited to get involved, you can see the shagging toads in the background. Poor lad, babestation for him tonight I guess.



    I think this is 'Toading' Their version of dogging. Just openly having sex in public places at night, whilst voyeurs are lurking. Disgraceful!
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    You clearly need to watch more Attenborough programs.

    They are not ****ing
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    You do realise that toads don't actually partake in 'sex'? :lol:

    The male squeezes the eggs from the female and then fertilises them, doing so out of a shallow body of water would result in a tadpole graveyard!
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    Of course I know they're not actually ****ing :|

    It just wouldn't be funny to observe they were having a night time cuddle and leave it at that :|
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    (Original post by Rybee)
    Of course I know they're not actually ****ing :|

    It just wouldn't be funny to observe they were having a night time cuddle and leave it at that :|
    So, you are into frogs now? :sexface:
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    I'd take anything that comes my way at the moment
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    Someone posted a pic like this on Facebook. Must be mating season

    Also you should call it frogging, not toading
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    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    Someone posted a pic like this on Facebook. Must be mating season

    Also you should call it frogging, not toading
    hah! This it shall be called!
 
 
 
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