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    So how do people wipe their bums after *****ing out a poo? I have always done front to back but people tell me that I should be doing back to front. Who is right? And what do you do?
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    r u a troll
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    For "research"... Right?
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    :facepalm2: I'm on that weird part of TSR again...
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    on a unrelated note, i have discovered how to change my font size.
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    Erm... I get a tissue, and I wipe my bum after ****ing or ****ting or *****ng out a ****.
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    (Original post by arsenalfan)
    on a unrelated note, i have discovered how to change my font size.
    Wow! Well done!
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    (Original post by Bonoahx)
    Wow! Well done!
    ​thanks
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    I don't have to wipe. I'm Superman.

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    got a bidet, your life is sorted if you have one of them


    NB looks like the trolls are still here...I'm feeling a bit creeped out, seeing as all the mods are offline...
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    (Original post by ss_s95)
    I don't have to wipe. I'm Superman.

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    got a bidet, your life is sorted if you have one of them


    NB looks like the trolls are still here...I'm feeling a bit creeped out, seeing as all the mods are offline...
    ​you seem to have an obsession with trolls
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    Back to front, then front to back with new paper, then a wet wipe.



    Squeaky clean.
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    Hmm, a more interesting question would be, do you use water or just tissue?
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    (Original post by arsenalfan)
    ​you seem to have an obsession with trolls
    Course I do. Whichever part of the forum I go to, you muppets seem to be there. Omnipresent, as my old GCSE Religious Studies teacher puts it...
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    (Original post by ss_s95)
    Course I do. Whichever part of the forum I go to, you muppets seem to be there. Omnipresent, as my old GCSE Religious Studies teacher puts it...
    you have a superiority complex by the sounds of it
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    With a leaf oh wait what did i say :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by arsenalfan)
    r u a troll
    R u a Chelsea fan?
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    (Original post by Sphodromantis)
    R u a Chelsea fan?
    ​what do you think brah?
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    (Original post by CodeJack)
    For "research"... Right?
    Yes, and because I am scared I am doing it wrong, and I am genuinely curious. You see I have been living under a bubble my whole and don't even understand why people say, do you even lift.
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    (Original post by arsenalfan)
    ​what do you think brah?
    No, I think you like Liverpool really.
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    (Original post by Sphodromantis)
    Yes, and because I am scared I am doing it wrong, and I am genuinely curious. You see I have been living under a bubble my whole and don't even understand why people say, do you even lift.
    u been watching vitaly
 
 
 
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