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Everyone add to the list of things that indicate you got ****faced

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1) I woke up still drunk this morning with my male housemate in my room asleep wearing my clothes and i had no trousers on and i dont remember anything that happened
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smoking a cigar.
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2) Woke up with half a cheeseburger in my hair. Blood all over the bed (to later find out some chav had stomped on my foot the night before)

Rock and Roll =)
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smoking a cigar.
havana cigars when drunk make me nearly have sex in a swimming pool.
Bad cigars =D
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I had a mate that woke up miles away from home, at 7 in the morning, with no idea how he got there
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when you have to throw out the mattress
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When you count up everything you remember spending, and compare that to how much you actually spent, and the difference is £40.
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When your still drunk when you wake up, go to town and walk the whole length of town for about 45mins and then wonder, why?

Or sit up and throw up
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Ask me on Saturday




one of the characteristics will be vomit though, I'm sure...
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You're only drunk if your holding on to the floor for fear of falling
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I'd say waking up and asking "What did I do last night?" is a sure fire sign.
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I think waking up to see many many beer cans and some pizza boxes a good sign that you were rather drunk :s:
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I think waking up to see many many beer cans and some pizza boxes a good sign that you were rather drunk :s:
Or several empty spirit bottles.
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A distinct memory of shouting "That's my 12th!" at a group of passers-by.
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forgetting your name :O
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i think your mates laughing at you for a reason that you cant remember is a pretty good sign you did something stupid....
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Waking up with one's head in a bucket of one's own vomit. Fun night, that.
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(Original post by MattMatt)
Everyone add to the list of things that indicate you got ****faced

I'll start.

1) I woke up still drunk this morning with my male housemate in my room asleep wearing my clothes and i had no trousers on and i dont remember anything that happened
That must of took balls to admit that. Don't worry you did the right thing.
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It's not mine, it's from Red Dwarf: When you're 3 million years from earth and you wake up with a traffic cone in your bed.
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When you remember climbing the pavement...

****ing ace night
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