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I really want a funky quote to put at the end of my emails, I've been doing it for years and I've run out of good ones....any ideas?
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At the office copy machine 'Reproducing eh? Can I help?'
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here is a good one:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

sorry, im pulling these lines right out of a pack of cards i got at christmas; "The World's Greatest Pick-Up Lines", most of them are crap but a few good gems. LOL
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here is a good one:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

That's quite good actually!
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That's quite good actually!
yep, it'll throw some people off at the beginning when they hear it.

I know, i'll post the ones that i think are good, theres 52 in the pack and about 10 good ones.

-You with those curves, and me with no brakes...

Evil one-> You might not be the most beautiful girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away...

-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

-Do you think I'm cute or haven't you had enough to drink yet?

-Before you run, I am not a freak...

-What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper!

Another evil one->I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you...

-Ten ton polar bear...
('What?'),
TEN TON POLAR BEAR...
('I'm sorry?')...
Well, it broke the ice...

-Do you know what winks and makes love like a panther?
(Then you wink)

-You smell. Want to take a shower together?
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