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    Just wondering...
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    Best thread I've ever seen on this forum.
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    I didn't know Gillian Mckeith had a tsr account:rolleyes:
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    How the hell do you gauge something like that...
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    Well, it looks like we're in a bit of a ****ty situation!
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    Most of us have an exam tomorrow then I see threads like these ...
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    (Original post by Emre944)
    How the hell do you gauge something like that...
    Science is our friend:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)
    Science is our friend:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
    Cannot believe that was on Wikipedia. Good find.
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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)
    Science is our friend:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
    Thanks to the University of Bristol, we can now classify our feces. Mine's a type 4. :woo:
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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)
    Science is our friend:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
    I'd say mine's type 5. What about you guys?
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    (Original post by Emre944)
    Thanks to the University of Bristol, we can now classify our feces. Mine's a type 4. :woo:
    (Original post by UnicornFairy12)
    I'd say mine's type 5. What about you guys?
    Oh, dear god. What have I begun here?
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    The ARRSE Poop Chart seems like a more comprehensive scale actually.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/ARRSE_Poop_Chart
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    There also seems to be an ARRSE Urine Chart too.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/ARRSE_Urine_Chart
    How exciting.
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    (Original post by UnicornFairy12)
    There also seems to be an ARRSE Urine Chart too.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/ARRSE_Urine_Chart
    How exciting.
    (Original post by UnicornFairy12)
    The ARRSE Poop Chart seems like a more comprehensive scale actually.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/ARRSE_Poop_Chart
    Fascinating.
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    Does this count as Biology revision? I think it does
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    Why did I decide to open this whilst eating?

    Now I'm just even hungrier.


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    Well I never look at my poo afterwards but I rarely every have constipation.


    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Why did I decide to open this whilst eating?

    Now I'm just even hungrier.


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    Lol, I knew you would comment saying something about getting the hungs' for poopoo. :lol:
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    (Original post by UnicornFairy12)
    Just wondering...


    Hey, I have something useful for you:

    The Bristol Stool Chart
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale


    Looks like number 4 is the most desirable poo. The others look rather painful to dispense with.
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    I saw the biggest poo in a public toilet 10 years ago, I still remember it. Made me wonder if whoever had the poo was quite overweight as I can't imagine a skinny person delivering such a big package.:eek:
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