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    Our current creative writing project is cursing - poems predicated upon anger - so my friend and I decided to curse each other. Thus, I present Persiflage Platais:

    Persiflage Platais

    Conversation Galante you are not
    Filling mealtimes with ribald rot.
    Drifting desultorily through the Quad
    Too indolent to seek the Bod.

    Emetic are your evening breezes,
    Rising after breakfast ceases,
    I proffer my advice sagacious
    and you remain contumacious.

    I anathematize your monikers
    yet they persist like conifers.
    You always select the Latinate
    To cavil with, and me frustrate.

    You, with langour and with lethargy
    Create in me an effigy
    Of a meretricious Methodist
    Chances to be puerile never missed.

    Perhaps you might me stop bothering
    with your persistent persiflage
    Were you to give out a rogering
    And create homage from badinage.

    But for now you play the sophist
    with a beard that’s slightly foppish
    In my attempts to save the wayward
    I have only words to play with.

    For playing with words is all you do,
    Leaving a weary residue,
    A foul brow-beaten retinue
    Who, through your raillery, are effing blue.
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