The saga of popular TSR FOODIE CHAMPIONSHIPS continues at your very vocal request!
I get requests nigh on daily for tournaments, but they take a while to compile and set up, so I thank you for your patience. I'm also not able to update continuously so your continued patience is awesome; I haven't abandoned you at any point, remember! I might just be at the hospital or whatever!
If you've been following our TSR FOODIE CHAMPIONSHIPS you'll know we've already had many competitions and winners in various categories. They are as follows:
TSR CHOCCY BAR CHAMPION: MARS GALAXY BAR
TSR CRISPY SNACK CHAMPION: KELLOGGS PRINGLES
TSR BREKKIE CEREAL CHAMPION: KELLOGGS COCO POPS
TSR DROUTH-DESTROYIN' DRINK CHAMPION: LILT
TSR MCDONALD'S MUNCHIE CHAMPION: MCNUGGETS
As I always say, I have made an application which selects two random competitors from a list, and when we have to competitors, you can choose which one you want to go into the next round. Simple as Simon, eh?
Our next tournament focuses on the next most-frequently requested category; the BISCUIT category. Specifically, your teabreak biscuit - the one you'd have with a cuppa! So I looked through sales lists for 2012 in the UK in the biscuit category and compiled a list of approximately 40 biscuit competitors based on units sold in major retailers; Just for you, TSR! So here we go! Time to start...
TSR'S TEABREAK BICCIE TITAN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
(RULES OF COMPETITION: Biscuits are chosen based on "biscuit barrel" status; cannot be individually-wrapped; must not be cakes or flapjacks but rather, traditional "biscuits"*; where appropriate, biscuits of the same name from different brands, the chosen competitor will be the one from the company with highest sales).
Your CHAMPION IS:
CRAWFORD BOURBON BISCUIT!!
BEATEN BISCUIT-BARREL OF BEREAVEMENT:
BAHLSEN CHOCO LEIBNIZ
CRAWFORD CUSTARD CREAMS
FOX'S MELTS
CADBURY DREAM FINGERS
MCVITIES CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES
PINK PANTHER WAFERS
JACOB'S FIG ROLLS
FOX'S PARTY FINGERS
FOX'S CARAMEL SHORTCAKE
MCVITIES GINGER NUTS
CADBURY FINGERS
MCVITIES DIGESTIVES
FOX'S JAM N' CREAMS
MCVITIES JAFFA CAKES
CADBURY ANIMALS
BURTON JAMMIE DODGERS
CRAWFORD NICE BISCUITS
FOX'S CRUNCH CREAMS
FOX'S RICH TEA CREAMS
CADBURY CRUNCHIE BISCUITS
MCVITIES BOASTERS
CADBURY DAIRY MILK BISCUITS
MARYLAND COOKIES
OREOS ORIGINAL
CRAWFORD GARIBALDI
PEPPERIDGE FARM COOKIES
WALKERS SHORTBREAD FINGERS
CADBURY CARAMEL BISCUITS
LYON TOFFYPOPS
MCVITIES CARAMEL DIGESTIVES
CRAWFORD MALTED MILK
DORIA AMARETTI
MCVITIES HOB NOBS
MCVITIES CHOCOLATE HOB NOBS
MCVITIES RICH TEA
CRAWFORD MORNING COFFEE
FOX'S CRINKLES
LOTUS ORIGINAL CARAMELISED
BAHLSEN HIT
*with the exception of Jaffa Cakes, which are technically cakes, but you guys would throw a hissyfit if it wasn't in there. ADMIT IT.