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What are the strangest things that you have done while you were drunk? Well what you can remember anyway...

Among mine has to be, my mates and I tried for about two hours to throw a tennis ball into a bucket. It really isnt funny now that i htink about it, but we were all laughing so hard becuse none of us could do it, eventually we did and we went and woke my mum up to tell her. She was not impressed.
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What are the strangest things that you have done while you were drunk? Well what you can remember anyway...

Among mine has to be, my mates and I tried for about two hours to throw a tennis ball into a bucket. It really isnt funny now that i htink about it, but we were all laughing so hard becuse none of us could do it, eventually we did and we went and woke my mum up to tell her. She was not impressed.
dont start:

punched hand through pane of glass (on friends bathroom door)

bush jumping-jumping over the target bush into the thorn bush behind

petty vandalism

chased and caught by russian (?) securityguard outside a 5 star hotel for stealing feather-pillows

tried to get into driving seat of ambulance-intent on driving off

hmmm.....it goes on
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I decided to go for a walk outside on my own (in December), and then decided that I was quite tired so I would have a nap out there in one of the courtyards of our residences. The campus security people found me and woke me up...
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a) crashed my car through a crash barrier into a village pond, got arrested for it, and charged with DD.

b) slept with a 60 year old slapper (I was 24 at the time)

c) mistook my mom and dad's bedroom door for a urinal (and got a good whack of my ole man for it!)

There are more, (many many more) but they're not to be shared in the polite society that is this forum!
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(Original post by Everdawn)
What are the strangest things that you have done while you were drunk? Well what you can remember anyway...

Among mine has to be, my mates and I tried for about two hours to throw a tennis ball into a bucket. It really isnt funny now that i htink about it, but we were all laughing so hard becuse none of us could do it, eventually we did and we went and woke my mum up to tell her. She was not impressed.
hmmm...
there was this one time when a funky contact lense slid behind my eye and i was all 'AAAAA!!!!.... but it was weird cos i didnt notice for about 1/2 an hour and we weere actually looking for it cos i thought it was lost..... and on the same night, my friend inserted a grape into his err. 'member'. and most recently i got drunk, ran from the feds twice on the sdame night, pissed on my school, and ended up buying some absynth, porn and cigars and looking like a ghetto pimp. the next morning i woke up in my firends bed..... hmmmm.....
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you drove while you were drunk??
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once iu went drinking whisky/vodka in a graveyard, that was scary lol,

soooooooo pissed, my friends pushed me through the door, i tried to get up the stairs but got halfway and gave up, i started crying cus i couldnt do it lol
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b) slept with a 60 year old slapper (I was 24 at the time)
Oh god!!!!!!!!!!!

We played Table Luge with a park bench outside a railway station. One of my friends broke her pelvis. She diddnt even know until we got up and started walking and she was like "Um, I feel funny" and there was her disfigured hips, she took off her jeans then and there and walked a little way to the road and fainted. Only then did we think to ring 4 help.. I called my hairdresser.
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you drove while you were drunk??
Well, let me put it this way. In the words of that old aristocrat from the fast show "I was very very very drunk"
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.. I called my hairdresser.
hehehehehehe
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Well, let me put it this way. In the words of that old aristocrat from the fast show "I was very very very drunk"
do you want to die?
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Well! I was flipping through the numbers in my phone and i found hers and i love my hairdresser so i thought id call her. At least I think thats why I did.
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do you want to die?
It was a long time ago.
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Well! I was flipping through the numbers in my phone and i found hers and i love my hairdresser so i thought id call her. At least I think thats why I did.
*ZZZZzzzzZZZzzzZZzz*
awww, c'mon. i say that someone actually put a peice of fruit into his penis, and no-one bats an eyelid?...... whats wrong with you people?!!!! :confused:
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well i have to say i've done nothing so crazy as you crazy things!!

i think the starngest drunken night would be one spent working at a playscheme where me and my mate decided to get a big bottle of vodka and sit in a tent with these two guys. i dont remember much of it but i do emeber about 20 minutes after we began drinking, the kids came out of the building to play a game and i was completely pissed and they were throwing sweets and chocolates at us all whilst we hid in the tent. what jumbled memories!!
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i busted the fastener on my trousers and had to go the whole nite with my trousers undone, i was forever pulling them up

i cant remember anymore

oh, i fell downstairs at my friends house and ended up goin throught the glass in the front door
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i dont know cos i hardly ever remember anything from about 11.00 but i always manage to get hurt but i dont notice til like 2 days later. a while ago i think i may have broken a rib but i really actually dont know how!!
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Darling, that was gross, i cringed at it! Truly horriffic! It has almost as badder a mental picture as my friends dis-joined broken swelling bleeding hip.
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Glitter you are a champ darling! lol!
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me and dizzzzzy got drunk at school, it was fab!! we had a water fiight and got told off, we were in yr 12

"u should be setting an example", its a fine 1 if u ask me!!
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