nicked coriander from some indian restaurant at the back
threw burger wrappers all over a street, nicked brooms and mops from places
set the fire extingusisher off in burger king, trashed a few restaurant loos. all when im drunk of course.
thrown eclairs at people
broke visor off sum1's helmet that i nicked from a shop
put buckets on cars
the lotnicked tomato ketchup from a chip van
nicked salt from tgi's and smashed it on road
I proceeded to kick a tree repeatedly. Didn't do much damage, so I climbed it, and proceeded to get stuck on it, whilst thrashing about on the branches.
Woke up on the floor about 2 hours later, with still one leg attached to the aforementioned tree. Embroiled in some kind of almost sexual activity.
had a 3some, oh dear. with two blokes though, result!
Last night at 2:30 AM after an outing my friends and i came back to my house. Behind my house is a paddock containing some cows. Now, I wasnt drunk (!) but most of them were, so one, James tried in the pitch black to climb the barbed wire fence and get into the paddock, managed to cut himsef up, so he and another of my mates tried again and succeeded... they helped everyone else over and the all started chasing cows.
I had managed to get the frypan ontp the verandah and bake waffles at the same time a video-tape the idiots.
I think my parents should get some sort of award for putting up woth not only me and my drunk mates on numerous occasions, but the drunk mates of my siblings as well.