Right, I have a coherent plan to overhaul the legal system. If there are any members of the Department for Constitutional Affairs reading, you might want to take notes.
Basically we should abolish the current fiasco that masquerades as a legal system. That would include abolishing Parliament, the Courts and reducing the Monarch to a merely formal role to please tourists - the last one may have been done already.
Having done this we should appoint a wise man to live in a cave. Anyone who wants to know what the law is would simply have to go to the wise man, who would immediately tell him what the law was. To enforce the law, we could use the superhuman abilities of Superman, who is conveniently making a return this Summer to a cinema near you. Upon the 'expiry' of the aforesaid wise man, we would simply appoint another.
This would make the legal system much fairer, less costly, and much more relevant to everyday life. It would also make legal study much easier - when faced with a law exam question all one would simply have to write would be "The law is whatever the wise man in the cave declares it to be". Any person marking such a script would have no choice but to award 100% to such an answer, thereby giving the clever candidate a starred First.
Oh, and just to clarify, second guessing of what the wise man may decide is absolutely not allowed - any infringement of this rule would be punishable by a public frazzling by heat vision.
Any thoughts? Or is the plan as flawless as it appears prima facie to be?