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Tikilish (25)
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An Insomniac (27)
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Quite Unclever (34)
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She is really Peter Pan... in disguise (49)
11.75%
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#661
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
Yeh i hear buggers don't like water :mad: Little *******s!



:eek:
naughty boy, you said *******s on my thread
(Original post by Sheen)
hahaha. frozen chips dont taste odd. i licked one once :confused:

i want more vans
lol i licked one too.
your me with bigger boobs, arnt you :eek:
(Original post by A.ndrew)
Frozen Chips, McCains are amazing, none of these Soggy Micro-Wavable crap. They are awful crap rubbish.

*whistles the great escape tune*
doo doo
doo doo do doo dooo
andyyy he likes the faaalll out boyyyy
doo doo
doo doo doo doo
andy he is little boy
doo doo
doo doo doo doo
my chips are taking ayeeerrges to coook
doo doo
doo doo doo dooo
i think i shall go and take a look
(Original post by Dirac1984)
howdy...
hey chicken. :hugs:

(Original post by rpotter)
Nor do cats, seriously throw them into a swimming pool and they go nuts!
ha i dislike cats... not enough to hurt one though!
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(Original post by eblurvesu)
naughty boy, you said *******s on my thread

lol i licked one too.
your me with bigger boobs, arnt you :eek:

doo doo
doo doo do doo dooo
andyyy he likes the faaalll out boyyyy
doo doo
doo doo doo doo
andy he is little boy
doo doo
doo doo doo doo
my chips are taking ayeeerrges to coook
doo doo
doo doo doo dooo
i think i shall go and take a look
hey chicken. :hugs:


ha i dislike cats... not enough to hurt one though!

I don't have boobs

More excellent lyrics.. *******os...

Cats are great

(Original post by rpotter)
Nor do cats, seriously throw them into a swimming pool and they go nuts!
Next time i am near a swimming pool, and there is a cat to hand, the little ******* is going to swimming lessons... :evil:
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(Original post by eblurvesu)

lol i licked one too.
your me with bigger boobs, arnt you :eek:

haha i dunno. are you smaller than 36D? if not yours are bigger :p:

i want chips but my guess is my fat brother has prob eaten them all as usuall :rolleyes:
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
I don't have boobs

More excellent lyrics.. *******os...
you can have one of mine
I hope you sang it in tune

(Original post by A.ndrew)
Next time i am near a swimming pool, and there is a cat to hand, the little ******* is going to swimming lessons... :evil:
mwahahaha.
I mean.
meanie bum :p:
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(Original post by eblurvesu)
you can have one of mine
haha why would you only wanna own one boob?
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(Original post by Sheen)
haha i dunno. are you smaller than 36D? if not yours are bigger :p:

i want chips but my guess is my fat brother has prob eaten them all as usuall :rolleyes:
Eaten them all while watching WWF, wrecking the furniture...

boob talk :eek:

:creep:

(Original post by ebslurvesu)
you can have one of mine
I hope you sang it in tune
Of course i did... :angel: But don't you need both of yours?


(Original post by eblurvesu)
mwahahaha.
I mean.
meanie bum
Of course id save the little kitty from drowning as im such a nice fellow, and i will become a hero... :proud:
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(Original post by Sheen)
haha i dunno. are you smaller than 36D? if not yours are bigger :p:
Oui.
Im bigger than you.... only by an extra D.
(Original post by Sheen)
haha why would you only wanna own one boob?
I just like sharing :p:
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This advert/dance inspires me;

*does Lynx Dance*

I like to party mmhmm
Everybody does
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
I like to party mmhmm
Everbody does
You can be in the weekend of yours
To see what you give it to

Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
Eaten them all while watching WWF, wrecking the furniture...

boob talk :eek:

:creep:



Of course i did... :angel: But don't you need both of yours?


haha my brother probably did.
haha whats wrong with boob talk?
thats what i was thinking...cos i know i need both of mine
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#670
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
Eaten them all while watching WWF, wrecking the furniture...

boob talk :eek:

:creep:
perve :p:

(Original post by A.ndrew)

Of course i did... :angel: But don't you need both of yours?
meh i could make two smaller ones with my remaining one
besides they get bigger when they are groped.
PROOF



(Original post by A.ndrew)
Of course id save the little kitty from drowning as im such a nice fellow, and i will become a hero... :proud:
awh *does princess voice* you saved the kitty MYYYY HEEERRRROOOO

(Original post by A.ndrew)
This advert/dance inspires me;

*does Lynx Dance*

I like to party mmhmm
Everybody does
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
I like to party mmhmm
Everbody does
You can be in the weekend of yours
To see what you give it to

Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
Make luv and listen to the music
You\'ve gotta let yourself go ooh ooh ooh ooh
*does Lynx Dance also*

Id kick your arse in a dance off... by the way
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(Original post by eblurvesu)
Oui.
Im bigger than you.... only by an extra D.

I just like sharing :p:
there you go then :p: youve got bigger boobies haha


fair enough. my boyfriend part owns my boobies
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number 8
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(Original post by eblurvesu)
perve :p:

*does Lynx Dance also*

Id kick your arse in a dance off... by the way
Moi? Perve? Non Non.. Madame...

I dunno, i can do that dance pretty damn well. If my camera was working, id do that right now, and put the ******* on YouTube.. :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEl2F...h=lynx%20dance :love:
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#674
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hahaha
lmao that reminds me of the bint in the shop, whilst in the changing room

Her: Shall we try an E
Me: omg no
Her: Because the cup looks rather cup
Me: then the cup has the wrong tag
Arron: Try an E... be an E
Me: Im not being an E. Im a double D thankyou
Her: but
Me: yeah but your over priced tags are wrong


and sure enough, she got me a double d that fitted :
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So.. in a bra shop, you get a personal assistant helping you out?

Woah.. :eek:
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(Original post by eblurvesu)
hahaha
lmao that reminds me of the bint in the shop, whilst in the changing room

Her: Shall we try an E
Me: omg no
Her: Because the cup looks rather cup
Me: then the cup has the wrong tag
Arron: Try an E... be an E
Me: Im not being an E. Im a double D thankyou
Her: but
Me: yeah but your over priced tags are wrong


and sure enough, she got me a double d that fitted :
haha what an effort. i guess it takes a while to get through to some people
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
Moi? Perve? Non Non.. Madame...

I dunno, i can do that dance pretty damn well. If my camera was working, id do that right now, and put the ******* on YouTube.. :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEl2F...h=lynx%20dance :love:
no matter how good you are, id win... innit
although I might let you win... the lynx effect n all

(Original post by Sheen)
there you go then :p: youve got bigger boobies haha


fair enough. my boyfriend part owns my boobies
hahaha
lmao that reminds me of the bint in the shop, whilst in the changing room

Her: Shall we try an E
Me: omg no
Her: Because the cup looks rather ... small
Me: then the cup has the wrong tag
Arron: Try an E... be an E
Me: Im not being an E. Im a double D thankyou
Her: but
Me: yeah but your over priced tags are wrong


and sure enough, she got me a double d that fitted :
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(Original post by Sheen)
haha what an effort. i guess it takes a while to get through to some people
I know.
silly old woman.

the shame i would have felt.
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
So.. in a bra shop, you get a personal assistant helping you out?

Woah.. :eek:
Bingo, I needed a summer job aswell!
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(Original post by A.ndrew)
So.. in a bra shop, you get a personal assistant helping you out?

Woah.. :eek:
you can also get a free bra fitting so like in la senza they measure you and erm help you pick out bras.
i thought i was a 36 C but i went in la senza and my wife took on look at me and said your a 36D go get measured and i was like huh :eek: ok and i did and she was right.
haha shes been working there for 2 years so she can tell what bra size women are just by looking quickly

i bet men wish they had that talent
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