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(Original post by Anonymous)
I dont know how its going to sound but i need help as well. Im a guy and im buttless, yeah thats true. I have very slim butts which dont really shape up my pants. Ive never been called such names or no one is bothered around me, but its noticeable when i wear Jeans. I dont know whether this happens with u guys but i feel like when i shag too much my butts get out of shape. They enlarge and reduce in fatness. Sometimes i get embarassed because of them. I workout and even exercising doesnot help. They get toned up but not what i want. Get a butt implant? lol
I need ur help and plz dont be cold

mmmmm...sexy,loving it!!!!:p:
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(Original post by akash_a88)
surely butt implants would hurt like hell when you sit down?
or burst! :eek:

(Original post by Ronaldo XII)
You should buy a "J-Lo" Sorry
"I want that one!!" :toofunny:
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I thought guys were meant to have slim butts. I don't quite understand what you mean but I doubt 'buttless'ness would put me off.
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Since when is your butt plural? How many do you actually have? :eek:
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I dont know how its going to sound but i need help as well. Im a guy and im buttless, yeah thats true. I have very slim butts which dont really shape up my pants. Ive never been called such names or no one is bothered around me, but its noticeable when i wear Jeans. I dont know whether this happens with u guys but i feel like when i shag too much my butts get out of shape. They enlarge and reduce in fatness. Sometimes i get embarassed because of them. I workout and even exercising doesnot help. They get toned up but not what i want. Get a butt implant? lol
I need ur help and plz dont be cold
Are you for real?
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masturbate. dont believe me if u dont want to, i dont know how it happened to me, but it works.
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-No i wasnt serious about butt implant
-Its not bothering me so much but as i said it gives a bad shape to my pants
-Masturbation wont help because i feel this is the reason why they r slim.
-Yeah ofcourse its better than having a fat ass
-I exercise a lot and that gives a "little" help. they are already toned up

Conclusion - thanks for ur replies everyone and thanks for commenting at me which didnt really help !
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ooh a conclusion, aren't you a smart arse, or should that be sparse arse...?

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(Original post by sam_sam)
ooh a conclusion, aren't you a smart arse, or should that be sparse arse...?

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(Original post by Juicy Fruit)
It's better to have no ass than a big ass.

EDIT: For a guy anyway!
I know
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You have personal experience in the matter? Are you buttless too? :eek:
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Oh wait no :s:

I have a big ass
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Most people prolly don't notice either. We all have things we don't particularly like about ourselves. I've always been self conscious about my nose, but it apparently isn't something most people notice. Believe me (and if you don't ask around), people respond more to personality and self-confidence.

Cheers!
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Oh wait no :s:

I have a big ass
I hear squats work wonders on the thighs and buttocks.

That kinda rhymed. Kinda. Or maybe not.
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(Original post by Juicy Fruit)
I hear squats work wonders on the thighs and buttocks.

That kinda rhymed. Kinda. Or maybe not.
You should try them then

Which words were meant to ryhme?
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(Original post by justfarhan)
You should try them then

Which words were meant to ryhme?
It's more of a solo activity really.

And the words that were supposed to rhyme were 'wonders' and 'buttocks'. It's more like assonance to be fair.
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(Original post by Juicy Fruit)
It's more of a solo activity really.

And the words that were supposed to rhyme were 'wonders' and 'buttocks'. It's more like assonance to be fair.
Oo, I like solo activities.

You need sleep.
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(Original post by justfarhan)
Oo, I like solo activities.

You need sleep.
I discovered that this morning.

And I slept during the day. My sleeping pattern is now well and truly f***ed.
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I discovered that this morning.

And I slept during the day. My sleeping pattern is now well and truly f***ed.
Yesterday*

Surely you discovered it a few days ago!

It was age ago. We need to cut down on the long convos for abit? :p:

Perhaps not till 7am or 8am. :cool:
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Meh, I lost track of the days and hours many days and hours ago. Now I just go with the flow.

But you're right about that second line. :ninja:
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