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    (Original post by .jen.)
    me, bef & charl
    *bottom lip quivvers*
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    *bottom lip quivvers*

    :hugs: go to alton towers on the friday of my freshers week
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    Cool Meanings


    Cigarette:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    Love affairs:
    Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

    Marriage:
    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

    Divorce:
    Future tense of marriage

    Lecture:
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

    Conference:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Tears:
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower...

    Dictionary:
    A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    Conference Room:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    Ecstasy:
    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    Classic:
    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile:
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office:
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn:
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc:
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee:
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience:
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb:
    An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher:
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Diplomat:
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Opportunist:
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Optimist:
    A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

    Pessimist:
    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

    Miser:
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father:
    A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal:
    A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    Boss:
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician:
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor:
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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    :rofl: like the meanings
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    Hey! :hugs:
    How's you? Long time no see! :eek:
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    berrries.
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    (Original post by A Y A Z)
    Hey! :hugs:
    How's you? Long time no see! :eek:
    Im good thanks you?
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    i haven't been here in ages... hi :wavey:
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    Hey guys!

    Hows everyone?
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    hey everyone tis saiyamana :hello:

    getting a perma ban very soon.

    so if anyone wants to add me to msn, feel free.

    [email protected]

    :ciao:
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    :snoozing: poor penguin soc.
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    (Original post by misty waters)
    hey everyone tis saiyamana :hello:

    getting a perma ban very soon.

    so if anyone wants to add me to msn, feel free.

    [email protected]

    :ciao:
    Why are you getting a perm ban?!
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    (Original post by rpotter)
    Why are you getting a perm ban?!
    long story...:p: http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...55#post5886955
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    awww steven i doubt it's a perm ban, they said only for a while.
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    Whaaaat!

    TSR won't be the same without ya!
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    you're on msn!
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    will miss you darling (on TSR) :hugs: thanks for helping me with my psychology
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    (Original post by January Victim)
    awww steven i doubt it's a perm ban, they said only for a while.
    no, i'm requesting one :rolleyes:
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    no probs JV :hugs: always happy to help :p:
 
 
 
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