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    You can't protect her all the time
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    Perhaps she can't but my new society 'Wizards Against Nasty, Killing, Evil, Repulsive Slytherins can....the only problem with it is what the initials spell out...
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    Yeah... put that on a badge and lets see who gets arrested :p:
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    (Original post by Pezking)
    Perhaps she can't but my new society 'Wizards Against Nasty, Killing, Evil, Repulsive Slytherins can....the only problem with it is what the initials spell out...
    lol :rofl:
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    :rofl:

    A new member might liven things up here, it's been a bit dull lately....
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    (Original post by belle_27)
    :rofl:

    A new member might liven things up here, it's been a bit dull lately....
    Okay

    here!
    Me!
    New member!!
    I want to be in Syltherin!!
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    Before you'll be accepted into Slytherin we need to know a few things.

    Blood status
    Yearly Income
    Five generations of familt lineage
    Opinion of Gryffindors and the other houses

    This helps us distinguish between the filth and the worthy.

    Put all your answers on a postcard sized piece of parchment and stuff it up a Gryffindor's rectum.
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    (Original post by Aeana)
    Before you'll be accepted into Slytherin we need to know a few things.

    Blood status
    Yearly Income
    Five generations of familt lineage
    Opinion of Gryffindors and the other houses

    This helps us distinguish between the filth and the worthy.

    Put all your answers on a postcard sized piece of parchment and stuff it up a Gryffindor's rectum.
    Well, I really dont know if you are serious. But sure, a 'famlit lineage' will be easy to come up with
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    Yes I'm serious. I'm never anything but.

    Look kid, you're new and I'll forgive you for that. But if you want to get on around here you'll listen to me.

    You up for that? If not you've chosen the wrong house.
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    (Original post by Aeana)
    Yes I'm serious. I'm never anything but.

    Look kid, you're new and I'll forgive you for that. But if you want to get on around here you'll listen to me.

    You up for that? If not you've chosen the wrong house.
    Listen to you?
    I was under the impression, Syltherins did as they pleased.

    And, no, sorry, I didnt get the wrong impression.

    By the looks of it, I've chosen the RIGHT house.
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    Ooooh feisty. I like.

    You'll fit in well in Slytherin.

    Make sure you introduce yourself to Joy. She's the joint commander in chief around here
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    Ugh.

    A new slytherin.

    A new toy
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    The only toy around here right now, is you.

    *sends MF into suspended animation*

    Hmmm... now...what to do.

    *stuffs MF into a suit of armour*

    Pleasant dreams! I'm going to get some coffee

    *heads to the kitchens*
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    *bashes the suit of armour till it falls apart at the waist and climbs out*

    oh gosh, Aeana, I thought you were better than that. More inventive ;no;

    *takes short cut to kitchens and puts cocoa in the coffee tins*
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    :eek:

    NOBODY. MESSES. WITH. MY. COFFEE!!!!!

    *hexes MF and watches as cocoa starts to spill out of all of her orifices*
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    *spits it all out*

    Hee hee!!!!!

    *hexes Aeana so she spills her newly made coffee all down her robes and burns herself*
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    :rolleyes:

    Get original.

    *hexes MF so her head spins 360 degrees continuously*

    I'm going to the common room.
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    *finite incantatem!*

    better.

    *walks round in circles cause she cant walk in a straight line and has to get a house elf to take her to her dorm so she can sleep*

    i'll *********g get you Aeana!!!!!! ooo.

    *spins again*
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That was sooooo funny!

    At least you're good for something MF.

    *points the house elf in the wrong direction and watches as he leads her down to the lake*

    Have fun!

    *Goes to the common room*
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    (Original post by Magickal_Faerie)
    Ugh.

    A new slytherin.

    A new toy
    Euch, mudblood.
 
 
 
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