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Anwar
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Hi:
I'd like to hear (actually read!!) some new jokes here friends..
but plz dont make it boring !!
and from all my heart:
Ha ha ha ha huh huh haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
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Ok I got this one from a movie.

There once was a bird who got stuck in the snow. (I don't remember why. I think it broke its wing or something.) Anyway it was cold and sad. Then a cow came along and pooped on the bird. The bird didn't care because the poo was warm. The bird was so happy that it started to chirp and sing. The noise drew a stray cat. The cat brushed off the dirty bird and ate it.

The moral of the story is that not everyone who craps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. But as long as you're happy and you like where you are just keep your big mouth shut!

*winces and takes her seat*
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lol I only know inappropriate jokes that would get me banned
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i dont get ur joke, but i dont wanna get it either. Its basically a loada crap, no wait worse than crap. think of a betta joke n get bak to anwar, u prbably killed him with ur lame joke.

thanx 4 nuttin
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misbah
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ur lazy, look in a joke book
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ur lazy, look in a joke book
n u liv in dubai- soz Y u on a UK learnin forum???

u betta repy, OR ELSE
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Hey you don't have to be rude if you don't get it. I thought it was particularly funny. As for you, how could you criticize someone else as lazy with the bad english that you use??? Hey look in a dictionary! Read a book every now and then! It is unnecessary to make three posts in a row about nothing when you could have said the same rubbish in one. By the way numskull welcome to the site.
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(Original post by misbah)
ur lazy, look in a joke book
n u liv in dubai- soz Y u on a UK learnin forum???

u betta repy, OR ELSE
Why these three unnecessary abusive posts?
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No, that bird joke was crap, but I don't have any better at the moment... no clean ones anyway.
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(Original post by suspicious_fish)
Why these three unnecessary abusive posts?
Wow, wow, slow down, sum Eeeediat hacked in 2 da site usin my NAME ok, soz chill out- SORRY, it werent me, ok- I thought da joke was kinda cool.
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Wow, wow, slow down, sum Eeeediat hacked in 2 da site usin my NAME ok, soz chill out- SORRY, it werent me, ok- I thought da joke was kinda cool.
Hey, I'm chilled.
I just hate random insults.
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Wow, wow, slow down, sum Eeeediat hacked in 2 da site usin my NAME ok, soz chill out- SORRY, it werent me, ok- I thought da joke was kinda cool.

There! She said so herself. She thought it was "kinda cool."
I only typed the joke/story because no one else had responded yet, and I felt bad for the thread starter.

And I find it amusing the way people keep throwing around the word "crap."
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Wow, wow, slow down, sum Eeeediat hacked in 2 da site usin my NAME ok, soz chill out- SORRY, it werent me, ok- I thought da joke was kinda cool.
Strange, they use the same type of chat-speak language construction that you use. Bizarre isnt it.
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strange also that they only have 23 posts at the time of writing, surely given that all their posts are the same its obvious to everyone that this person is telling lies.
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strange also that they only have 23 posts at the time of writing, surely given that all their posts are the same its obvious to everyone that this person is telling lies.
when will they learn? :rolleyes:
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