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The aim is to write a story- everyone posts one sentence, the starting word alternating between fortunately and unfortunately. All clear? THEN LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Unfortunately, the giant panda was not a vegetarian.
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Fortunately, the nearby humans could run very fast.
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(Original post by Absity)
Fortunately, the nearby humans could run very fast.
Unfortunately, some of the nearby humans were crippled.
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(Original post by 123456789012)
Unfortunately, some of the nearby humans were crippled.
Fortunately, so was the panda.
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Fortunately, the panda acquired a wheelchair from the Save the Crippled Carnivorous Pandas Charity.
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Unfortunately, one of the wheels came off the wheelchair, slowing down the panda immensely.
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Fortunately, the panda had a MA in Wheelchair Engineering, and found this very helpful in repairing its wheelchair.
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Unfortunately, the Panda didn't have the materials to repair his wheelchair
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unfortunately, by the time the panda fixed the wheelchair, the people had run away.
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Fortunately, the panda had put on some weight over the summer and thought it should probably stick with salad for a little while anyway.
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unfortunately, the people took he salad with them as they ran
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Fortunately, the giant panda remembers he left some leftover people pie in the fridge the other day!
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Unfortunately, Sweeny Todd got there first.
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Fortunately, Meals on Wheels do a mean human roast dinner and the panda just so happens to have their number.
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Unfortunately, the panda's job is to deliver the meals on wheels, so he has to spend all day just staring at the food and not being able to eat it (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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Fortunately, the panda's boss is a human, so he ate the food anyway, and then his boss.
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Unfortunately, the panda had an erectile dysfunction.
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fortunately, nobody knew this because the panda ate everyone who came close
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Unfortunately, the panda had some deep rooted emotional problems as a result of his erectile dysfunction and could never admit to himself that he ate people because he felt inadequate.
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fortunately, the panda was friends with a koala named John who did a bit of therapy on the side.
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