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Can't find a thread on jokes. I think the search engine things not working for me, this could go down like a lead balloon but here's a few:

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:
"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE
WORLD"
No result was achieved, since the following problems were faced
during the survey's implementation:

1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"


A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."



Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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The first one was lame but the second two were pretty good.
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Becuse im guessing you did not like this line...

5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"
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(Original post by TELEPATHICTUBBY)
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."
This is one I heard Jethro say on one of his videos. Still good though!
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1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"

can someone explain this joke? or is it really that lame
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It's really lame, or so I think...
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(Original post by me!)
It's really lame, or so I think...

ahh right i thought there would be a funny twist in the joke
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(Original post by Everdawn)
Becuse im guessing you did not like this line...

5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"
no, it was just crap!!

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what do you call a guy with rabbits down his shirt?
warren!

what do you call a guy with a spade in his head?
doug!

hat do you call a guy without a spade in his head?
Douglas!

what do you call a blind buck?
No idea (no eye-deer!)

ok, they're pretty lame but i tried.
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Whats the difference between a giraffe and a JCB???




One's got hydraulics, the others got high b*****ks!!!
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