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Reply 1
Dr_Evil_666
i had mine last week, and i accidently bit him on the cheek...needless to say..it didnt go down very well with him!

so has anybody had any funny/ disastrous first kisses?

my first kiss was ok
i've had problems with people making me laugh when im kissing someone
Reply 2
Dr_Evil_666
i had mine last week, and i accidently bit him on the cheek...needless to say..it didnt go down very well with him!

so has anybody had any funny/ disastrous first kisses?

my first kiss was good, never had a problem unless whoever is doing it decided to be stupid.

Dont take offense but can I just ask how you managed that?
Reply 3
Some girl kept biting me on the lip whilst we were kissing once, in the end I just said "**** off you crazy bitch"
Reply 4
haha, that is a funny first kiss.

mine wasn't funny..no story to tell.
Mine was a mutually melting moment - kissing instantly became the most sensual activity in the world.
Reply 6
Mine wasn't particularly interesting really. It wasn't very good, but it wasn't funny or anything.

How did you manage to bite his cheek!?
Reply 7
Seeks
my first kiss was good, never had a problem unless whoever is doing it decided to be stupid.

Dont take offense but can I just ask how you managed that?


he motioned for me to kiss his cheek after kissing him and instead of kissing his cheek, i bit it
Reply 8
Dr_Evil_666
he motioned for me to kiss his cheek after kissing him and instead of kissing his cheek, i bit it

sounds a bit painful... ahh well im sure he took it ok if he likes you enough
Reply 9
Ahh..I read this as hilarious first kisses with a particular person, not your very first kiss, oops
Reply 10
Hmmm, first kiss...
Let's just say that it involved a ginger guy with longish hair *shudders* I think that's bad enough!
katrin_tara
Hmmm, first kiss...
Let's just say that it involved a ginger guy with longish hair *shudders* I think that's bad enough!

Profesh... :eek:
not a first kiss but a first failed experiance.

me and my first gf were in a hay shed (yes very origonal i know) getting ready to lose each others virginity. we were both naked and i had a johnny on and was getting ready to do it.
anyway i was on top and then i heard a laugh. We both whipped round and there was her brother and her cousin (female cousin).
These two knew why we had vanished and knew what we had intended to do,
they had decided to come and watch sick perverts

looking back now its hilarious then i could have killed them both, buck naked or not they bloody completely killed the mood i can tell you
1st kiss... nearly fell of the jiant rock we were sat on... Yes jiant rock.. it was in the park :P
Reply 14
Well my first kiss with the person I was with when I was 14 was funny, because they fell on me by accident. Broke the ice.
Reply 15
Wasn't my first kiss, but I ended up laughing in the girls face because a few guys i knew were behind a hedge laughing and throwing stuff at my back, then I got hit on the back of the head with something.

Needless to say she wasn't impressed.
this is making me nervous, i havent had a 1st kiss yet, and i know im gona soon.
Reply 17
Anonymous
this is making me nervous, i havent had a 1st kiss yet, and i know im gona soon.


aw dont worry darlin, its not bad!remember this thread is for HILARIOUS 1st kisses n there havent been that many posts......
just pretend that you know what you are doing and you'll be fine. i'm sure the other person is just as nervous as you!!! good luck! :smile: xx
Reply 18
katrin_tara
Hmmm, first kiss...
Let's just say that it involved a ginger guy with longish hair *shudders* I think that's bad enough!


What can I say? I needed the money.
Reply 19
Mine wasn't particuarly interesting just wasn't very good.