The Student Room Group
Reply 1
since 3pm
Reply 2
tell him to **** off and get a drink
If this isn't a joke thread, I don't know what is...
Reply 4
Bull. If it's true, hit the idiot and get some water.
Reply 5
Chumbaniya
If this isn't a joke thread, I don't know what is...

yea i think so too after reading it again.
Reply 6
I've heard urine is good if you get desperate
Reply 7
He went to bed and i managed to get a drink
Reply 8
Great!
Reply 9
what the hell!
basic human rights, u cud of said u going to tolilet,the had a drink from tap, as im sure he doesnt watch you go to the toilet!
sad that if your jokin, *messed up*
Reply 10
My dad is constantly pestering me to drink more water - he's a bit of a health-freek and being reminded every other moment "you should drink some water - think of your kidneys etc etc" is a right pain in the arse. I drink when i'm bloody thirsty!

But i've never heard something quite so ridiculous as preventing someone from drinking water as a punishment - it's a human right for chrissake. Bottled water isn't even that expensive! what a tight git! + tap water is yuck especially in london...
Reply 11
Anonymous
He went to bed and i managed to get a drink

Drink up and smash the glass over his head when you're finished.
Is this a joke, surely your father should know water is probably the most important drink to have.
Ring up Ray Mears and ask if he knows any way of getting water out of floor boards. Should solve the situation.
lol. dont drink. listen to your dad :biggrin: punishment is good. improves character