Well, me and my boyfriend got an award, which was funny because I'd thought everyone hated me. But then when I went up, some means kids sprung a really cruel trick on me and covered me with pigs' blood, from buckets above the stage. Naturally, that set off my telekinesis and evil powers, which are uncontrollable once they get going. The whole gym spontaneously combusted with everyone inside, but I'm over that sort of thing now. Luckily I've learnt to take a deep breath and count to ten.