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Farting in public... what to do??
What would you do if you suddenly feel like air is about to burst from your @$$ and you're in a middle of a crowd?? Would you run to some place isolated to just release the deadly gas! 
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Let it out quietly, if you can! If not, then hold it in until you get somewhere private!
Hehehe!
Hehehe!
And can I just say, thank you for posting this fantastic thread, it just shows how human we really all are!
In a crowd is the best place other than on your own, you can let it out quietly and glide elegantly away from the scene of the crime.
I wouldn't know, of course. Being a lady, mine smell of roses.
I wouldn't know, of course. Being a lady, mine smell of roses.
Hahahahaha!
a crowds the easisest place to get away with it anyway hehe
Love Sheep
And can I just say, thank you for posting this fantastic thread, it just shows how human we really all are!
You're welcome.
blurboy
Isn't it that if you're the first to react or laugh you're most likely to be the prime suspect. 
This is true. Wait until someone else reacts, and politely point out that whoever smelt it, dealt it.
I feel so mature.
Haha great thread!
A few years ago me and my bf were in this newsagents shop, we were the only customers in there plus the lady on the counter. My bf was stood behind me, I was paying at the counter when all of a sudden he let rip this really loud, disgusting fart! As you can imagine, I was morified! My bf turned round and tutted at me, as if to blame me, and the lady on the till just stared daggers at me with disgust, she obviously thought it was me!! As you can imagine my face was scarlet so I just ran out and Ive never been back since!!
A few years ago me and my bf were in this newsagents shop, we were the only customers in there plus the lady on the counter. My bf was stood behind me, I was paying at the counter when all of a sudden he let rip this really loud, disgusting fart! As you can imagine, I was morified! My bf turned round and tutted at me, as if to blame me, and the lady on the till just stared daggers at me with disgust, she obviously thought it was me!! As you can imagine my face was scarlet so I just ran out and Ive never been back since!!
I don't understand why are we so embarrass to fart in public when farting is a natural biological process plus the fact that we don't even need to expose any of our private parts but we couldn't care less with burping in public. To me both burping and farting are disgusting. Is it because fart comes out from the bottom which makes it extra disgusting?
And why are we discussing about farting again?
And why are we discussing about farting again?
Cool Cat_88
Btw. OP, why are you anonymous? Are you guilty of this crime? 
I just feel it's inappropreate for ladies, with fart smell like roses, to start this sort of thread.
BoBTFish
Just do iiiiit. I happily fart in bed with my girlfriend There's nothing "inappropriate" about farts in most situations. Maybe in a swimming pool though...
There's nothing "inappropriate" about farts in most situations. Maybe in a swimming pool though...If it was in a swimming pool I would actually dive under hoping to watch it travel to the surface.
My strategy is usually to try and let it out as quietly as possible. But people somehow tell it's me anyway.
go horrible red and then everyone would know about my farty bum
except once when i was young at a sleepover and denied it and i couldnt stop fartin so we were all acusin eachother an we accused this little bear on the wall in the end because i wouldnt own up
hehehehehe memories
except once when i was young at a sleepover and denied it and i couldnt stop fartin so we were all acusin eachother an we accused this little bear on the wall in the end because i wouldnt own up
hehehehehe memories
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