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    (Original post by ozzaman)
    "Your father must be a terrorist coz baby u da BOMB!!!11!11!1!"

    Not a bad one, but doesnt go down well in spain anymore.

    LoL. That one makes me just a liiiiiiiiitle nervous.
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    Ok so maybe that title has nothing to do with this thread, or maybe it does. Use your imagination.

    What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines you've ever heard or used? (Do the english use those words? Pick up line?) For me it was, "Hey that's a nice dress. It'd look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."
    did u hurt yourself when u fell froem heaven!
    ur dad must b a theif, to steal the stars and out them in ur eyes
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    (Original post by Insatiable)
    Was your father a thief, because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
    My friend screwed this one up, and goes up to a girl... "Your Dad's a thief!!" *slap*
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    (Original post by Jools)
    My friend screwed this one up, and goes up to a girl... "Your Dad's a thief!!" *slap*
    he actually used (tried to use) it?
    well deserved slap..
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    i've had 'nice legs, what time do they open?'... it was from a friend who used to try a different line everyday, i don't think there's a line on here i've seen that he didn't try at some stage. kind of lost it's effect when he tried it repetaedly on me and my best mate. but, mwuhahah, i got place 69 on his phone book

    *has suddenly realised how bad her grasp of the english lanuguage really is*

    lou xxx
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    (Original post by Jools)
    My friend screwed this one up, and goes up to a girl... "Your Dad's a thief!!" *slap*
    Do girls really slap guys anymore??
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    several girls have tried to slap me, and have found the favour returned.
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    Do girls really slap guys anymore??
    not for a few weeks...

    lou xxx
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    Do girls really slap guys anymore??
    Yep! *grins manicly* I have a tendence to do that to blokes that p/ss me off when i'm out....


    As for chat ups how bout "Me and ma mate are trying to see who can get the most snogs and fone numbers in one night..."


    (answer 56 snogs and 26 mob numbers... after that I ran out of room)
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    (Original post by ozzaman)
    several girls have tried to slap me, and have found the favour returned.

    Where are you from? Just curious.
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    (Original post by txt_eva)
    answer 56 snogs and 26 mob numbers... after that I ran out of room)
    woah, i can't do that many, after about 4 i end up with that guy for most of the evening (although i haven't actually been honest enough to say it's a competition, i jus lead them on a bit)

    i've been so good this year though *polishes halo*

    lou xxx
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    the best one has got to be :

    I like maths,
    lets go to your room
    subtract your clothes
    add the bed
    divide your legs
    and muliply !!!!!!!!!


    lol that one had me in stitches
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    (Original post by theycallmemrpig)
    the best one has got to be :

    I like maths,
    lets go to your room
    subtract your clothes
    add the bed
    divide your legs
    and muliply !!!!!!!!!


    lol that one had me in stitches

    LoL!! You totally win it for today. And now, because of your avatar, I keep picturing doctor Evil saying that to me at a bar! Make it stop!
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    several girls have tried to slap me, and have found the favour returned.
    Your a girl basher?

    I dont slap guys, i have my guy friends have a 'chat' to them.

    kind of lost it's effect when he tried it repetaedly on me and my best mate.
    ONe of my guy friends greets me with a marriage proposal every time we meet.. it's very funny when we meet in the city in the middle of some crowded street.
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    Ok so maybe that title has nothing to do with this thread, or maybe it does. Use your imagination.

    What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines you've ever heard or used? (Do the english use those words? Pick up line?) For me it was, "Hey that's a nice dress. It'd look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."
    i got "keep talkin, i like ur voice" i thought it was cheesy but cute at the same time
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    nah it was only a joke, but hasnt gone down to well i see
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    Probably yes.
 
 
 
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