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    I'm joking, well kinda. Was chatting to this woman online, she's 34, I'm 25. I just made small talk, asked why she joined the site, she replied "i was bored lol" and this is how the conversation when from there on.

    Me: "if you're bored you should let me take you out sometime"

    Her: "i'm 34, doesn't that bother you?"

    Me: "doesn't bother me. does it bother you? age is just a number, right?"

    her: "nah your right"

    Me: "you look my age anyway, so what do you say? we'll go have a fun time and then after we can go have some mind blowing sex lol"

    her: "what's ya number? x"

    softly, softly, catch a monkey...
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    And then you woke up.
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    And then you woke up.
    Yeah, and she still wanted my number.
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    Why don't you try this IRL. Walk up to a girl in a bar, ask how she's doing, and then casually mention "hey, wanna have some mind-blowing sex?" maybe add in a tacky joke about spreading the "legs" word of the day.
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    That's a woman not a girl.

    And it could be a man for all you know.
 
 
 
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