I have fingers, ask me anything!

...seriously, who started these threads?

I have many questions that need answered

I wish there was somewhere I could post all my questions

...seriously, who started these threads?

People actually have lots of questions and other people have the answers
For example, my friends and I have some intriguing ones.





Don't worry guys! The OP here will answer anything! Just make sure to quote her!

Yes. OP, will you cut at least one finger away? Kinda looks strange.

...seriously, who started these threads?

...seriously, who started these threads?

Yes



I'd love for these questions to be answered OP:
Who's cruel idea was it to have an 's' in the word lisp?
Likewise, the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedalioph obia. Who is playing this fun game with words??
What colour do smurfs turn when they are choking?
Why is the word 'abbreviation' long?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are marbles called marbles of they're made of glass?

what is your favourite orifice to insert them into?

I have fists. Ask me anything.

Add ''Why is sky blue?'' to that list.


Guess we all know answer to that.


Are they big and concrete?

They'd actually pretty much died from the newsfeed. Good job with ending that

Add ''Why is sky blue?'' to that list.


Guess we all know answer to that.


Are they big and concrete?

They'd actually pretty much died from the newsfeed. Good job with ending that

Do you think your excessive white-knighting will get you a girlfriend?

Yes. Check out urban dictionary.

x?

Add ''Why is sky blue?'' to that list.


Guess we all know answer to that.


Are they big and concrete?

That's a very good question.
I think that answer is obvious, too
Kreme has fists like steel

Urban dictionary is always there to help out.


And in this case, more helpful than OP - because we are being ignored.

Oh well. We can all start talking about something else.

Yes. Check out urban dictionary.



I am not afraid to use 'em.