My college always comes bottom of the Cambridge table but apparently our exam term is lovely (will be experiencing it next term!) because everyone is so laid back. It's become a bit of a running joke in our college that everyone mentions it... constantly. It manages to slip into innocent (or rather, guilty) emails:
"Also- a small confession- this delightful soiree is what one might call 'illicit'; as in, if the porters find out, then they might tell the Dean, which will lead to a tragic turn events involving none of us graduating, because the man who has to 'vouch for our good character' refuses to do so, and the Varsity headline, 'New Hall Girls Go Jelly Up' or something equally monstrous. And no doubt they'll manage some reference to the fact that we came last in the Tompkins table once again this year."