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Hello! I am in pain with my testicles, last night when I was out I fell and did the splits on a wall. I have woke up and the pain is really bad. My Dad is out and I don't know what to do. What should I do??
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Go to the troll hospital. They'll help you out.
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They can prescribe you a dose of trollium (2mg) at the hospital.

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Go to the troll hospital. They'll help you out.
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Go to the troll hospital. They'll help you out.
What?? How am I trolling? Would you like to see my bits then you would know that I am not!!
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Cut them off and replace with little pebbles
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Lol splits on a wall. I was imagining this sort of thing:

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I think it would help if you didn't do the splits on a wall.
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I think you should go to your Doctor. TSR is not your personal GP.
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Go to your mommy and tell her to massage it to make it better.
She can do other services if you want her too..
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