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Before you ask, it was entirely painless.
Now ask only the questions worth asking else kindly refrain from inflicting your beastly society upon this thread.
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What makes you think we care?
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Unbelievable post to username ratio.
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Beastly society? Don't live here if you don't like it mate.
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This is exactly the response that I civilly required people refrain from giving.
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(Original post by Hellz_Bellz!)
What makes you think we care?
Your use of the royal 'we' cannot be justified. You would have been better off had you employed the first person article 'I' because I am certain that there are certain TSRians who are very interested in what a 100% halal person's opinions on life et al. are.
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Beastly society? Don't live here if you don't like it mate.
I do not live on TSR but I will concede that that is sound advice.
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(Original post by uktotalgamer)
Unbelievable post to username ratio.
The post count on TSR is numerical and the username alpha so. You cannot take the ratio of two contrasting things like that. It is offensive to mathematics.
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Do you like Seafood
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Why aren't you 110%?
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(Original post by FlavaFavourFruit)
Why aren't you 110%?
No mathematical probability equals 110%. The highest legitimate mathematical probability is 100% and it signifies a definite probability. I always strive to be mathematically accurate.
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How did you become halal? Are you HMC Certified?
Were you slaughtered on or after Eid-Al-Adha?

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Do you like Seafood
I especially like tuna and sardine sandwiches. I do not mind salmon much either.
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Do you view people who eat non halal as evil?


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(Original post by Iam100%halal)
No mathematical probability equals 110%. The highest legitimate mathematical probability is 100% and it signifies a definite probability. I always strive to be mathematically accurate.
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Does this mean you have never done anything haram?
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Do you view people who eat non halal as evil?


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No, I do not. Let them all eat cake for all I care.
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Does this mean you have never done anything haram?
It should mean that, but it doesn't.
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It should mean that, but it doesn't.
what does it mean then?
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(Original post by Iam100%halal)
Your use of the royal 'we' cannot be justified. You would have been better off had you employed the first person article 'I' because I am certain that there are certain TSRians who are very interested in what a 100% halal person's opinions on life et al. are.
Start a poll and find out who actually does care then. I know I don't.
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