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Today an old lady farted while sitting down in the bus and it took all my strength to control myself and not to crack up laughing (so immature I know)

But that gust of old persons fart made me think about all the funny and weird stuff that I've seen on buses/tube over the years

Please share your experiences!!!
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Seen a few drunk people throw up before, one guy was sitting near the stairs on a double decker and it sort of like, dribbled down them
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Seen a few drunk people throw up before, one guy was sitting near the stairs on a double decker and it sort of like, dribbled down them
urgh thats so nasty, was that in london?
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urgh thats so nasty, was that in london?
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Once ... I wanted to catch the 31 ... but I caught the 37a by mistake! OMG! :rofl: :lol: :rofl3:
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My mum said once a man just flashed in front of her and her friend on the train, and started waving his penis around in a ceiling fan type motion.
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(Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
Once ... I wanted to catch the 31 ... but I caught the 37a by mistake! OMG! :rofl: :lol: :rofl3:
OMG that happens to me allll the time :rofl:
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A woman got on the bus and started stripping and then started grinding on a man.
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My mum said once a man just flashed in front of her and her friend on the train, and started waving his penis around in a ceiling fan type motion.
Ye, sorry about that
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A woman got on the bus and started stripping and then started grinding on a man.
whoops I think that was me, how embarrassing! :rolleyes:
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Not the best in terms of like "omg that's hilarious", but more like "omg I never knew my sister was so cool". Some guy had an epileptic fit when we were on a bus and absolutely no one knew what to do except for my sister who has worked with a lot of special needs kids and has undergone a lot of first aid training for her work. Everything happened so quick, the little I remember is all the passengers panicking and my sister telling me to tell the driver to stop the bus and call 999 because apparently this guy was in such a bad condition. (I didn't understand what was going on, I've never had to deal with epilepsy like this.) We were on the top deck with him and she got anything that could hurt him out of his way. The bus was only two stops from the stop we get off for home but we sat there with the guy and a couple of other worried passangers until the ambulance came for him. Apparently his friend is usually with him because his epilepsy is pretty severe, he once had a fit near his heater at home and if it wasn't for his friend, he would've severely burnt his body. It was so terrifying, but seeing my sister in action like that made me gain a whole new respect for her.
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I've seen a few racist rants on the bus to no one in particular which are always funny to behold.
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A woman got on the bus and started stripping and then started grinding on a man.
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I was sat on a train to London watching harry potter on my laptop and then suddenly the screen went very dark for a scene and I just found myself staring into the reflection of a face of a complete stranger who had shoved his face in the gap between the seats to try and watch the movie.

cue a very awkward couple of seconds of eye contact :rolleyes:
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(Original post by Dope411)
Today an old lady farted while sitting down in the bus and it took all my strength to control myself and not to crack up laughing (so immature I know)

But that gust of old persons fart made me think about all the funny and weird stuff that I've seen on buses/tube over the years

Please share your experiences!!!
ooh you have a blue gem! Treasure the moment!!
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ooh you have a blue gem! Treasure the moment!!
Do you know what it is?
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This made me laugh. Thanks.
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ooh you have a blue gem! Treasure the moment!!
Not anymore!
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Do you know what it is?
When you have 0 rep points, it's pretty rare. Knew it would go as someone would rep you, so I screen shot it for you. (Yes, I have no life)

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